[clm]

mildly diverting

www.googlefight.com

And after the recent debacle.....

Sorry i couldnt help it...

Rich Simpson 5,960,000
Ben Heason 915

yay for the bully and woe to the almost googlewhacking heason.

[Fiend]

"francis holland" 12,400 results  
fat weak punter 17,600 results  

Eerily close.


ukclimbing 167,000 results  
ukbouldering 1,240 results  

Well it filters out the dross at least.


headpointing 502 results  
cheating scum 177,000 results  

Fair enough there are other ways of cheating.


andi e 1,810,000 results  
"attention deficit disorder" 2,720,000 results  

Obviously a hidden message there.


bonjoy 843 results
bon jovi 4,910,000 results  

Ummmm yes.


si o'connor 947,000 results  
v16 1,620,000 results  

I suspect shenningans there!

[Obi-Wan is lost...]

Tis true
rich simpson v ben heason
gives an unfair fight, however...
"rich simpson" v "ben heason"
gives a closer match.
Now factor in
"rich simpson" climber v "ben heason" climber
and things start to get interesting...
"rich simpson" big man v "ben heason" big liar
"rich simpson" liar v "ben heason" liar
"rich simpson" big girl v "ben heason" big girl

Forget courts n shit, lets use GoogleFight to settle all disputes

[r-man]

Wilton v Millstone
5,870,00 v 2,020,000

Burbage v Stanage
326,000 v 133,000

Peak Grit v Yorkshire Grit
551,000 v 109,000

Lancashire v Yorkshire
9,840,000 v 24,000,000

What? Something's wrong with the system. System check:

Andi_e v Dense Loner
1,040 v 42,300

Perhaps not.

[andy_e]

andi_e vs. sa chris:
1,040 vs. 19,700,000

[andy_e]

OS battle

[dave]

the big one

kiss my face

also

and

[Bubba]

the big one

kiss my face

also

and

class

[SA Chris]

andi_e vs. sa chris:
1,040 vs. 19,700,000

Sounds reasonable, but hypothetical as I would never fight a mentally deficient child.

[AndyR]

kiss my face

Yeah right

[dave]

kiss my face

Yeah right

you and your generic name eh. :roll:

[AndyR]

Sore loser.

[dave]

if i was called john smith it'd be a different story. Does anyone have the phone number for deedpoll?

[Bonjoy]

The big question sorted out once and for all.
In yer face hairball!

[dave]

marginal

[Fiend]

pretty steady scale there



Edit:

Also, the way it should be

But strangely enough, the rot is setting in

[Fiend]

And, to resolve the current debate:

seems about the right likelihood to me

[cofe]

doesn't work on mine for some reason but i did look up my name in 'guiness book of all kinds of crazy records n shit' and i'm listed under 'world's toughest guy'