Eating scones
Use a knife to cut the scone into two halves. Put jam on each side (there is no need to add butter first), then spread clotted cream on top carefully. Eat the top and bottom halves separately (do not try to make them into a sandwich).
Eating peas
To be very polite, you should eat peas by squashing them against the reverse side of your fork
- Television, eg "Did you see that documentary about foxes last night?"
"Sure did Mr Gook!"
