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#525 Re: Bring out your dabs
March 31, 2018, 05:25:43 pm
https://youtu.be/sxqL55gMxo0?t=2m38s

I am confused. Why do he add weight when he still need to jump off the floor to break the dead hang?

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#526 Re: Bring out your dabs
March 31, 2018, 11:35:46 pm
https://youtu.be/sxqL55gMxo0?t=2m38s

I am confused. Why do he add weight when he still need to jump off the floor to break the dead hang?

Good one Jwi  :lol:

Great to combine the French start with a solid negative. What he's doing is a good progression towards the OAP.

No one-armers there! Can't believe he's posted that.

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#527 Re: Bring out your dabs
April 01, 2018, 03:27:52 pm
And not a single OAP was made that day.
What I find even worse than cheating, is the load of cr*p that is given as training advice.
The "Do this for x weeks, then add 10 kg for x weeks..." etc. is complete and utter bullshit.
Not taking into account relative bodyweight, serious periodization, antagonist training (good luck in doing negatives without some really strong triceps...), other types of training, etc. is in fact misinformation.

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#528 Re: Bring out your dabs
April 01, 2018, 06:04:30 pm
To anyone with any experience that is painfully obvious. What’s not nice about this sort of codswallop is the potential to mislead and injure people who are inexperienced. If you really want to upset yourself Nibs, try a few ‘Expert Village’ videos, the ones I saw took bad to a whole other level, especially the Bachar ladder one, that must have been sponsored by surgeons with spare theatre time.

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#529 Re: Bring out your dabs
April 02, 2018, 10:51:35 am
What I find even worse than cheating, is the load of cr*p that is given as training advice.
The "Do this for x weeks, then add 10 kg for x weeks..." etc. is complete and utter bullshit.

Quite chocking in fact, but not as hilarious as the combo of dabbing the floor and adding weight when doing a pullup.

(I knew that the video was heading for cheating tactics when it was suggested that being able to do a single rep with 133% of bodyweight was sufficient to start one arm work. :o  )

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#531 Re: Bring out your dabs
April 29, 2018, 05:05:02 pm
Jesus, he basically sat down half way through the problem!

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#532 Re: Bring out your dabs
April 29, 2018, 07:32:08 pm
Classic stuff.

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#533 Re: Bring out your dabs
April 30, 2018, 09:49:50 am
the dab is a great deal less offensive than the beta-stream

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#534 Re: Bring out your dabs
May 13, 2018, 08:31:44 am
i don't know wether this is supposed to show how to climb the boulder or how to not climb the boulder!?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=65&v=SYk-dwdiHV8

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#535 Re: Bring out your dabs
May 13, 2018, 02:02:40 pm
The comically innapropriate music, the edit, the socks, the dabs, the spotter who disappears between angles; that clip has it all.

I love how the lyric “knocking me out with those American thighs” coincides with his full-on leg smear on the adjacent block.  ;D
« Last Edit: May 13, 2018, 02:15:36 pm by cheque »

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#537 Re: Bring out your dabs
May 14, 2018, 09:29:03 am
Exceptional!

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#538 Re: Bring out your dabs
May 14, 2018, 01:42:28 pm
There's actually some incredible dabs at the start of the video, but it does say that it's the blokes first time climbing outdoors so I cut him some slack. There may have been other dabs within the video but I couldn't watch it all the way through due to its excruciating nature.

What these sponsored wads achieve is beyond belief.

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#539 Re: Bring out your dabs
May 14, 2018, 02:23:41 pm
i :wub: boulderingnoobs. Those guys are legends.

Suspect they've got a duff sequence on that "bathang" problem  :clap2:

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#540 Re: Bring out your dabs
May 14, 2018, 02:29:29 pm
they do state in the youtube blurb under the video that they have to scrape/dab the mat - so cut them some slack :)

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#541 Re: Bring out your dabs
May 14, 2018, 03:25:50 pm
Well they say that, but then matey (who's on his first time climbing outdoors) then gets a seemingly dab-less "second ascent" by doing it without pads. So really, that's the FA.

Obviously this all hinges on whether this counts as a rock climb and, therefore whether it is an A at all, first or otherwise. This is Lancashire though, so I guess you have to cut them some slack there as well.

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#542 Re: Bring out your dabs
May 14, 2018, 04:08:54 pm
'That's such a nice route' I laughed so hard, I nearly cried!

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#543 Re: Bring out your dabs
May 16, 2018, 01:14:57 pm
quite a subtle one here, but I couldn't help myself


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#544 Re: Bring out your dabs
June 22, 2018, 12:19:30 pm
Nothing like having a little lie down in the middle of a bum shuffle to conserve energy


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#545 Re: Bring out your dabs
June 22, 2018, 12:22:43 pm
For instagrammers needing a dab fix: https://www.instagram.com/_dabpolice/

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#546 Re: Bring out your dabs
June 22, 2018, 12:26:15 pm
Whoop Whoop it's the sound of dab police.

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#547 Re: Bring out your dabs
June 22, 2018, 12:44:08 pm
Dumby one is good. Dab police seems annoying and loud.

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#548 Re: Bring out your dabs
June 22, 2018, 12:58:40 pm
The Dumby one is especially annoying as it was so easily avoidable. Why on earth would you have doubled pads on that?!

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#549 Re: Bring out your dabs
June 22, 2018, 01:11:49 pm
Nothing like having a little lie down in the middle of a bum shuffle to conserve energy



The sound of one arse dabbing.

 

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