[Bubba]

Anyone fancy a bit of weaseling?

From the Buxton MRT callouts log:

Higgar Tor

Snatch squad call to evacuate a 16 year old female who was reported as trapped whilst undertaking an activity known as Weaseling and involves crawling though gaps and squeezes in the local crags.  She was recovered by attending members and had suffered no injuries.

[dave]

A few choice phrases made me laugh:

Snatch squad call to evacuate a 16 year old female

and:

She was recovered by attending members

     

[Bubba]

You're a sick man Dave, think of that poor little stuck 16yr old.....

Well, it turns out that people do actually do this thing...I suppose it's not a lot worse than caving though really...ahem!

[Bubba]

I also quite like:

Cal to assist Derby MRT to search for 2 missing psychiatric patients in Leicester. Some sections search had to be suspended when they came under fire from an air rifle

34yr old male went 'missing' after crashing his car while returning from a local public house.

22yr old male went walking in a sleep like state