[Daniel]

Here I am wondering how Im going to get some cash together, and then I stumble across this on CT....

Urban Shopper

Packing yer bag

or you can just browse  the full list of informative and highly useful programmes for yourself.

I mean, honestly, what the fuck? There are actually people out there who charge 195 quid to teach you how to pack a rucksack? And then there are actually 8 people who pay this? I mean, Im no mathematician but people really make 1600 quid in a day for teaching 8 people how to pack a rucksack?

Jeeeeeeeezzzz - where can I apply for the training course to become an instructor?!?  

[JR]

good god

[Bubba]

holy fuck - please tell me that nobody is stupid enough to need a course like that :shock:

[cofe]

wow.

[Daniel]

Id like to take this opportunity to announce the new course Im running...

How to land on your pad

Fuck it - I cant even think of any as stupid as the ones already on there!
1 days work showing 8 people how to pack a rucksack, 1600 quid in yer pocket. Nice.

This  is one of my fav's tho...

Maybe we should organise a trip down to london to go and watch these people walking around hyde park in all their alpine gear....

[cofe]

did see that one. magic.

what about 'feeding yourself', or 'blinking'...?

[webbo]

more money than sense springs to mind.

maybe i should run one on how to pack your lunch box.

[cofe]

hands off my lunchbox.

[webbo]

if its well packed you won't need to make a statement with your car.

[cofe]

but i don't have a car. :roll:

[dave]

Fucking hell they're giving planetfear a run for their money!

Next month - How To Pack A Chalkbag - £480 for the week in Buoux with gresham and heason, as they cascade down their many years experience of the art of magnesium feng shui, whilst wearing wicking performance clothing. Places are limited, as all the regulars have season tickets.

[Fingers of a Martyr]