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Help with visiting Arrakis
March 09, 2024, 11:44:00 pm
Anybody been? It looks like getting around by worm is the fastest and most convenient form of public transport but I’m confused how multiple people can embark and disembark. Anyone help?  :worms:

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#1 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 10, 2024, 06:59:01 am
I'm glad you have started a thread for this important question.

I would furthermore like to know what worm fuel economy is like. If I summon one, what do they run on? They seem to be plentiful and respond very reliably to thumpers, so I assume there are plenty of locations to fill up?

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#2 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 10, 2024, 10:07:32 am
Anybody been? It looks like getting around by worm is the fastest and most convenient form of public transport but I’m confused how multiple people can embark and disembark. Anyone help?  :worms:

https://www.waterstones.com/book/dune/frank-herbert/9780340960196

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#3 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 10, 2024, 10:22:25 am
Anyone know who the local BMC rep is? I've seen info about great looking desert towers but have heard the landowner has a reputation for being hostile to outsiders, would be good to open up access talks.

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#4 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 10, 2024, 10:57:00 am
I went a few years back. Was a lovely trip until a local bloke started hassling us, pretending I was some sort of messiah. Everything I did, however trivial, he would mutter something about how "that's exactly what the Lasagna Guy would do". Ruined the trip tbh.

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#5 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 10, 2024, 11:29:07 am
Best time of year to go? Sounds pretty warm a lot of the time. Night sessions maybe best?

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#6 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 10, 2024, 01:48:04 pm
A recent trip I heard about by a bunch of lads from a certain rainy island area got a bit out of hand and ended up with a jihad where 61 billion people died so I'd say avoid the local "recreationals"

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#7 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 10, 2024, 03:11:58 pm
I love this t-shirt design but fear it's too tragically nerdy to actually wear.


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#8 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 10, 2024, 03:32:20 pm
I know a guy with that T-shirt and he is a massive nerd, yes

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#9 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 10, 2024, 03:51:57 pm
Arakkis is all sandy choss, bad connies and giant centipedes, Caladan has got that pristine Squamish style granite going on.

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#10 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 10, 2024, 03:53:51 pm
Arakkis is all sandy choss, bad connies and giant centipedes, Caladan has got that pristine Squamish style granite going on.
Yeah but it rains 377 day per year.

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#11 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 10, 2024, 06:45:42 pm
Well it's just like the UK this fucking winter then  >:(

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#12 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 10, 2024, 08:18:15 pm
and respond very reliably to thumpers,

So true. And unlike buses only one turns up at once.

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#13 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 11, 2024, 10:56:50 am
Topical:



Needs proper speakers / headphones. Anyone listening on a phone should throw it in the nearest river.

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#14 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 11, 2024, 12:12:12 pm
Arrakis is 88 light years away. If time or budget is tight, you might consider Perfection, Nevada.
Pros: climate and rock are pretty good
Cons: worms somewhat less domesticated.


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#15 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 11, 2024, 12:36:38 pm
Arrakis is 88 light years away. If time or budget is tight, you might consider Perfection, Nevada.
Pros: climate and rock are pretty good
Cons: worms somewhat less domesticated.



If you're ever bouldering in Bishop, it's worth a visit to the Museum of Western Film History in Lone Pine, where they've got the actual Graboids from the film on display. Apparently, ownership of them has been retained by the film company should they wish to use them in future movies. We can but hope.

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#17 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 11, 2024, 02:56:58 pm
One key thing to mention is music is banned at all crags - ESPECIALLY any house, trance or techno.

The local wildlife really isn't a fan.

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#18 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 11, 2024, 05:12:47 pm
This is true on earth too

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#19 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 11, 2024, 05:51:41 pm
 :clap2: @Duma and Johnny Brown

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#20 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 11, 2024, 06:35:15 pm
Arrakis is 88 light years away. If time or budget is tight, you might consider Perfection, Nevada.
Pros: climate and rock are pretty good
Cons: worms somewhat less domesticated.


You could probably hitch.
Apparently it’s not fashionable anymore, but there’s a regular Guild transport run and quite a few “unofficial” carriers bringing back the orange shit they put in Pumpkin Spice Lattes…

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#21 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 11, 2024, 09:19:32 pm
Best thread for ages, nice work all.

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#22 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 14, 2024, 08:23:09 pm
Animal welfare question

Personally thought the baby worm was deliriously happy to be presented with so much water and was writhing around with pleasure (before the blue poison was extracted) and reclined in ecstasy.

However, it has been put to me that it was merely drowned.

What happened ?

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#23 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 14, 2024, 09:28:25 pm
Water is poisonous to wormy bois on Arrakis

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#24 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 14, 2024, 09:45:03 pm
Water is poisonous to wormy bois on Arrakis

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#25 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 14, 2024, 10:46:16 pm
I know right, RIP

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#26 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 14, 2024, 11:35:26 pm
"local grades" refers to routes graded by locals well dosed with spice. In the first few months these will feel particularly tough

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#27 Re: Help with visiting Arrakis
March 15, 2024, 08:17:15 am
Spice is aid maaaan.

IFSC are investigating it's ways to test positive for it in anti-doping measures.

They have agreed  a sclera colour check using a Dulux colour chart is the best way. Duck Egg Blue and above and you are banned. 

 

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