[Dexter]

After reading through the keen roof debate I thought what better way to resolve it than poll the collective UKB mind and answer it once and for all.

[Wellsy]

I could murder a pain au chocolat right now tbh

[andy moles]

Why can't I vote for more than one thing?

(it's both too easy for me AND in a grotty cave, obvs)

[SA Chris]

You don't want to vote for pac too? What's wrong with you.

[Dexter]

Why can't I vote for more than one thing?

(it's both too easy for me AND in a grotty cave, obvs)

Is there a way to set this? I wasn't aware of it. Also just realised I forgot the most appropriate option of 8A+/8B

[36chambers]

can we have an option for "8B but only if you're less than 173 cm tall and not a local"? Asking for a friend.

[Dingdong]

Universal grade of hard 6B

[Dexter]

Everyone knows that hard 6B is the hardest grade in the world.

[Will Hunt]

Which two dweebs voted 8B?

[M1V0]

Which two dweebs voted 8B?

Carlos and his second account?

[Dingdong]

Luckily I voted for it being too easy, I’m a fat lip man myself

[SA Chris]

The word "great" is lifting hard there.

[peewee]

I should have done Keen Roof years ago and it would have quickly been consolidated at 8A+ in no time given my previous 8B's 

[edshakey]

Alphane downgrade due any day soon...

The real question is: will Alphane become the Keen Roof of 9A?

[SA Chris]

No repeats this year, lets see once it gets cooler.

[edshakey]

The alphane downgrade can occur as a direct result of the keen roof downgrade. If we link all boulders by "__ is the __ of __" then we can just grade one and the rest fall into place 

[Andy F]

I should have done Keen Roof years ago and it would have quickly been consolidated at 8A+ in no time given my previous 8B's 

What 8B's. Oh 

[Dexter]

The alphane downgrade can occur as a direct result of the keen roof downgrade. If we link all boulders by "__ is the __ of __" then we can just grade one and the rest fall into place 

Is the ace the keen roof of the grit then?

[sirlockoff]

The alphane downgrade can occur as a direct result of the keen roof downgrade. If we link all boulders by "__ is the __ of __" then we can just grade one and the rest fall into place 

Is the ace the keen roof of the grit then?

I don't know what the fuzz is about the ace, it only gets O0

[Ian_Stevens]

Which two dweebs voted 8B?

The same two that paid for Tom Randall's new Lambo

[Bradders]

I just don't know what to do with the news that Dave Parry has done Keen Roof now.

[T_B]

Could’ve been one for ‘benchmarks for the elderly’ but disappointingly Dave is a lot younger than he looks.

[SA Chris]

Must have had a tough paper round

[spidermonkey09]

Pleased to see he matched the jug...

[Kingy]

Awesome, well done Dave! Is there a video?

[Kingy]

Ah cool, just seen it, took 8A+ for it too, ouch!

[Bradders]

He's going on the dadspiration list at the very least.

[stone]

Awesome Dave!

[remus]

The deed is done with the loss of 11 brave souls from the list.

https://climbing-history.org/list/3/strong-british-male-boulderers

[Fiend]

Any correlation with DPiddy doing it??? 

[Will Hunt]

The deed is done with the loss of 11 brave souls from the list.

https://climbing-history.org/list/3/strong-british-male-boulderers

I am now calling for a full public enquiry to determine why this took so long. We must never let this happen again.

[remus]

The deed is done with the loss of 11 brave souls from the list.

https://climbing-history.org/list/3/strong-british-male-boulderers

I am now calling for a full public enquiry to determine why this took so long. We must never let this happen again.

You can expect my resignation letter on your desk by the morning Prime Downgrading Minister.

[remus]

Any correlation with DPiddy doing it??? 

Actually unrelated, just felt the right time.

[leonjoyce88]

The deed is done with the loss of 11 brave souls from the list.

https://climbing-history.org/list/3/strong-british-male-boulderers

[Fiend]

Worth having the Dirty Eleven listed?? Or maybe a separate topic so people can offer their condolences?? "UK Men Who Haven't Bouldered >=8B Recently (Or At All)"....

[Ross Barker]

No need to stomp on them Fiend, you think they aren't already hurt enough?!

[remus]

Worth having the Dirty Eleven listed?? Or maybe a separate topic so people can offer their condolences?? "UK Men Who Haven't Bouldered >=8B Recently (Or At All)"....

Not a bad point actually, I've already had one soul saved by doing Nacho's start. Any other ascents at 8B or above for these fellas?

Andy Burgess
Andy Jackson
Dave Nodden
Dave Parry
George Newham
Leo Moger
Leon Joyce
Leven Rowan
Phil Rose
Rupert Davies

[Fiend]

  #thoughts&prayers4thelostsouls

[Dexter]

Not sure about the others but I think Leon has done the ace? Correct me if I'm wrong.

[leonjoyce88]

Not sure about the others but I think Leon has done the ace? Correct me if I'm wrong.

Sadly not I've swung off the jug over 30 times now. Off to the tor tomorrow if any of the 11 want to get on nachos.

[tim palmer]

Phil Rose did spaceship last year

[Bradders]

Andy Jackson has done Bulbhaul, although that might also be down to 8A+ now?

[36chambers]

Andy Jackson has done Bulbhaul, although that might also be down to 8A+ now?

8B is fine for that one

[remus]

Thanks for the updates, 3 souls saved!

[tim palmer]

Andy Jackson has done Bulbhaul, although that might also be down to 8A+ now?

8B is fine for that one

I think this might be a facetious comment, bulbhaul is not 8b with the current beta

[Bradders]

Andy Jackson has done Bulbhaul, although that might also be down to 8A+ now?

8B is fine for that one

Aren't you the UKC crag moderator? You have the power!

[36chambers]

Yeah sorry Remus, I was just joking with regards to Bulbhaul.

Andy Jackson has done Bulbhaul, although that might also be down to 8A+ now?

8B is fine for that one

Aren't you the UKC crag moderator? You have the power!

My lazy friend holds the power. I actually went as far as adding "Bulb haul" to UKC as I didn't want 8B+ in my logbook. Hoping this would provoke some moderation action, but alas.

[spidermonkey09]

That is incredibly lazy from your lazy friend. You did that years ago! Strip him of his rank!

[remus]

Whoops, #AlmscliffPunter over here. I've updated the list and UKC as well. Fairwell Andy Jackson

[Bradders]

Yeah sorry Remus, I was just joking with regards to Bulbhaul.

Andy Jackson has done Bulbhaul, although that might also be down to 8A+ now?

8B is fine for that one

Aren't you the UKC crag moderator? You have the power!

My lazy friend holds the power. I actually went as far as adding "Bulb haul" to UKC as I didn't want 8B+ in my logbook. Hoping this would provoke some moderation action, but alas.

FFS first Footwork having the power at Caley and now this, embarrassing.

[leonjoyce88]

Not a bad point actually, I've already had one soul saved by doing Nacho's start. Any other ascents at 8B or above for these fellas?

Andy Burgess
Andy Jackson
Dave Nodden
Dave Parry
George Newham
Leo Moger
Leon Joyce
Leven Rowan
Phil Rose
Rupert Davies

Did Nacho's start this morning.

[36chambers]

Keen Roof 2.0 has entered the chat

[remus]

Did Nacho's start this morning.

Nice! Added your ascent in so you're back on the list.

[remus]

Keen Roof 2.0 has entered the chat

Too soon 

[leonjoyce88]

Keen Roof 2.0 has entered the chat

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