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Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II) (Read 639318 times)

inn wislon

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Well I was just checking out this that Bulgarian bouldering website and......well words fail me...


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a good find. shame the site's in russian script so i have no idea what's going on. and your avatar spoils things too...

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right, so...rock up to Mile End today to be confronted by a very unusual sight - a girl there with her boyfriend was looking a little...out of place.

She was clad in 2 inch pr0nstar clear plastic stilettos, a very short, very low-cut dress, stockings that finished short of where the dress started...needless to say it was sight for sore eyes. Never has this been used more correctly:  :jaw:

One of the most distracting things I've ever seen whilst climbing. I don't know if the guy's gf had been out and then come down to meet him at the wall, whether he'd met her out Saturday night then she'd stopped off at the wall on the "walk of shame" to see his climbing skillz...I dunno.

If the guy's out there, all I can say is good effort fella!

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it must be me, but i'm constantly disappointed by this thread title, the promise of dead, fit girls who went climbing..




*see also: austrian cellar..

inn wislon

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.....I went to Bulgaria last year, I must of missed this venue....


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probably wise, the rock looks shit

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is she really commando? or is it just my eyes painting pictures.



but my personal favourite is this:


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thought it would be a nice idea to get this thread going again  :goodidea: :thumbsup:

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maja vidmar.


she came along during 2005 melloblocco, and started trying a problem with us...
boy if i started pullin' fo' realz!!!!!

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ps and with those eyes in my mind.....




IM GOING BOULDERING!!!!
CIAO!!!

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The same two girls... 


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Siv Sansoz Mmmmmmm


And a good one of Lisa Rands

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Eddy this isn't a 'Bird or Bloke?' thread. Is that a sticky outey belly button?  :P

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Surely there's enough of a collection here now to publish a book of 'dead fit birds who go climbing'? The UKB 'Dead Fit Birds' awards has to be done.

I can't believe the woman on the right in the photograph Uncle has submitted hasn't been commented upon. She has to be the outright best contestant so far.
The same two girls... 


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She has to be the outright best contestant so far.
I'm reserving judgement.  What's she hiding behind the oversized shades?

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A penis.

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To be honest, I think I could put up with a penis for eyes given the rest of the equation.

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She looks like the bastard offspring of elle macpherson and geordie la forge

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To be honest, I think I could put up with a penis for eyes given the rest of the equation.


.......that would be weird though if she came on the inside of her glasses while you were staring down at her......

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Eddy this isn't a 'Bird or Bloke?' thread. Is that a sticky outey belly button?  :P

Hmm thinking about it that is a little worrying!
Right ill find some more feminine looking climbing chicks and get back to ya!!

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Katie Brown off of 'The Pilgrimage' DVD


Aaaaaand... DOH!!

 

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