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She trains at The Castle in London

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Trust me I would (assuming I could breach security) but Fraudini has threatened to scratch her eyes out like the dirty slut she is should she ever meet her *sneaky thoughts* so I must be sneaky and insinuate myself into her inner circle . . .  I shall become her personal trainer in the arts of drunken armwrestling, powerballing, Fu Man Chu, and stud lashing.  Soon I shall be her guru, we shall be inseperable, eat at the finest eateries, bathe in goose milk, drink nothing but Lafite '48 . . .

She looks a bit rough / just been told she has an incurable disease here, like.

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insinuate myself into her inner circle . . . 

Suit you sir.  Oh, Sir.

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I'd have to ween her off top-roping for a start, clothing too.

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IM FAIRLY CONFIDENT THAT THIS ONE IS UNBEATABLE

PLS NOTE NOT WORK FRIENDLY

http://youpr0n.com/watch/185672/alpine-hot-sex/

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There were three dicks abbing off the top of Malham on Saturday, rescuing  each other in front of the catwalk. I believe they were busting some of the same moves as the couple in the vid who were showing great enthusiasm and endeavour. When you get a knot in the rope, no amount of ragging and bouncing can get it free......

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Back to real life with some girls-next-door...










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Five rappelling techniques you should know: you could read the article and get all informed, or just look at the pretty pictures...



From http://climbinglife.com/tech-tips/tech-tips/five-rappelling-techniques-you-should-know.html

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Dear God




Get Pout of my dreams (get on the back seat baby) get into my car.

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 :thumbsup:


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I think we need to re-callibrate Birdbot. I don't know what the fuck you've spilt on your keyboard Largers but its churning out some odd results.

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I think we need to re-callibrate Birdbot. I don't know what the fuck you've spilt on your keyboard Largers but its churning out some odd results.

It was your request a few pages back for less cleavage and more legs that has done for BirdBot not what Lagers may have spilt on his keyboard...  ;)

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Right, how about less shirts and more shoes? Or more vests and less dresses? Can we Reboot?

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A quick trawl through flickr...









more skirt on rock
















« Last Edit: May 09, 2008, 06:34:32 pm by lagerstarfish »

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Hurrah the birdbot is back.

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I bouldered w/ Caprice in the beacon one time, she was filming something climbing-esque.  Poor thing, she must've felt Caenant to be the ends of the Earth.  Hardly Chelsea, is it?  She's disappointing w/ out photoshop really: 



« Last Edit: May 09, 2008, 08:33:32 pm by Houdini »

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And even in photoshop her breasts are seriously asymetric

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What the hell is in the background?

or the foreground for that matter  :-\

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8a.nu has to be good for something...








"I can see up your shorts from here!"


« Last Edit: May 12, 2008, 04:01:28 pm by lagerstarfish »

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Today I will be thinking mainly about ladies bottoms






























Melloblocco looks like fun.
« Last Edit: May 13, 2008, 08:56:36 am by lagerstarfish »

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I should definatley have gone to melloblocco but then i'm not sure if its worth getting arrested and ending up in an italian jail :-\

 

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