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one girl i knew who was in the gym as well told me that lady had a clitoris bigger than a few man she had met...

Are you sure she was a woman?  :-\

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Some fat cunt on steroids and gilette quattro's . . .

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Were you as freaked out by number ones 'cleavage' as I was then?  :o
I'm repulsed by it. Just plain nasty.


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, and one girl i knew who was in the gym as well told me that lady had a clitoris bigger than a few man she had met...
I used to work with a woman who acted lick she had a clittercock. I have no doubt it was bigger than mine.
I feel this was more a reflection on her than me.
the fat bitch.

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I used to work with a woman who acted lick she had a clittercock.


Lick? I'm pretty sure that's a text book Freudian.

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I used to work with a woman who acted lick she had a clittercock.


Lick? I'm pretty sure that's a text book Freudian.

where you say one thing, but mean your mother?

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uncanny resemblance

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Jesus! She's huge.

"Not tonight love...."
"I'm not asking......!"

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I think I've been out-gunned by every woman on this thread recently.
So no change there then... :(

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has Alain Robert been taking steroids ?

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I'm with magic
:agree:

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I hope it's okay to to ask a question in this thread, if not then I apologise in advance.

Anyway, what do boy climbers really truly think about girl climbers? Is there a cutoff point at which girls stop being cute and start being to muscly?

My personal thoughts are that I'm happy being comfortable on girly 6b routes, and I don't want to progress any more because all the girls I know who climb better grades than me have really muscly shoulders and big man-hands.  I don't want to get like that.  I want to enjoy climbing but still be ladylike.

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Personally I think that female climbers like Tiffany Campbell are too muscular for me to find attractive but everyone will be different.

A lot of women I know don't find male bodybuilders attractive at all, but then some do...

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well i like a bird that knows how to take a punch so if their shoulders eclipse mine thats all good

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My personal thoughts are that I'm happy being comfortable on girly 6b routes, and I don't want to progress any more because all the girls I know who climb better grades than me have really muscly shoulders and big man-hands.  I don't want to get like that.  I want to enjoy climbing but still be ladylike.

I can fully understand that you don't want to get butch but you have to differentiate between progressing via increased bulk or via increased skills. Progression itself is no bad thing and many female climbers who are much stronger/technical/talented are still waif-like rock vixens. Bring that shit on. And its summer soon, lets see some FLESH.

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I hope it's okay to to ask a question in this thread, if not then I apologise in advance.

Anyway, what do boy climbers really truly think about girl climbers? Is there a cutoff point at which girls stop being cute and start being to muscly?

My personal thoughts are that I'm happy being comfortable on girly 6b routes, and I don't want to progress any more because all the girls I know who climb better grades than me have really muscly shoulders and big man-hands.  I don't want to get like that.  I want to enjoy climbing but still be ladylike.

I think we can safely assume if you don't have man hands now you won't have man hands in the future...
Take a look at Sandrine Levet, she's not exactly shit and pretty easy on the eye.
For a more extreme example check out Jamie Eason:
http://myspace-502.vo.llnwd.net/00884/20/54/884364502_l.jpg
Ok so in full on comp pics she looks scary but I think people will spend more time looking at her rear in that pic rather than her shoulders.

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<cough> airbrushed!

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Thanks for the opinions and words of encouragement!  I'd started worrying about this recently because a friend of mine said he wasn't at all attracted to girls who climb. And whilst I'm quite slender at the moment, I did a really great long cliff traverse last weekend, then I felt it in my latissimus dorsi muscles the next day, and panicked that I was going to turn into a big muscly man-girl.  Bleurgh.

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Bubba, yeah but general shapedness  ;D

I doubt you'll gain masses of muscle, its incredibly difficult (for everyone bar Saltbeef).

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I doubt you'll gain masses of muscle, its incredibly difficult (for everyone bar Saltbeef).

Who (if his signature is anything to go by) climbs girly grades  :oops:

 

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