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Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II) (Read 639319 times)

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Moving away from the pr0n theme...




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From the forthcoming film "Ladies Who Launch"

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Could be Mrs Obi that!

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i know that look, it's the "oh nibile, you're so nice..." look.
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i know that look, it's the "oh nibile, you're so nice..." look.
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Looks more like someone about to sneeze violently to me but maybe it is an Italian thing...  ;)

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Looks like she's well Rohypnolled up to me. Something you're not telling us Nibs?  :-\

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Remember this fit bird who used to go climbing? My first fit-climbing-bird crush at the end of the 80s. Ahhh Isabelle...

I have very fond memories of a photo where she had a cute smudge of chalk on her nose. Anyone got a copy?
Does she still climb or does she only race rally cars now?
A close second was

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Yes the young Izzy Patisserie was remarkably fine, did a nice line in climbing/posing in leotards I seem to remember  :-[, however I can't agree with Catherine D. Always thought she looked a bit manly.  :o

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Continuing the old school theme...

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Remember this fit bird who used to go climbing? My first fit-climbing-bird crush at the end of the 80s. Ahhh Isabelle...



I thought she was a proper stuck up cow on the few occasions I had the misfortune to meet her. Ruined the fantasy for me.

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For me the fantasy is still intact. That video clip of her in a spangly bikini soloing in the Calanques or somewhere.

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Am I the only person on this board to have actually done a route with Isabelle?

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For me the fantasy is still intact. That video clip of her in a spangly bikini soloing in the Calanques or somewhere.

I'm not sure why she was so revered tbh - not that attractive really to me.

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I think being French
Am I the only person on this board to have actually done a route with Isabelle?

What was the route?

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I remember watching the tv recording of Leeds '89 (when Moffat won). Isabelle was climbing and Bonnington (who was commentating) could hardly contain himself. He mentioned a spot of chalk on the face, saying it was like make-up, he sounded like a dirty ol'man. Amusing.
She truly was eye-candy.

Anyone got any more recent pix, or would that spoil the illusion?

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Am I the only person on this board to have actually done a route with Isabelle?

And as a poor second - no honey-coloured anorexic leg, no flashes of white knickers - i did a route at Fair Head with Catherine Destivelle. Fleece trousers, if I remember.

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Are there no snaps of dead fat birds who go climbing?

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Am I the only person on this board to have actually done a route with Isabelle?

I have a feeling that karma will be bestowed upon you for that..

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Anyone got any more recent pix, or would that spoil the illusion?

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Think you should of posted a warning before we get to scroll down to that lager :'(

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I think being French
Am I the only person on this board to have actually done a route with Isabelle?

What was the route?

To add to the general unlikeliness, it was an E1 down Dovedale. I led. She'd just failed on Adjudicator Wall. I think Jasper is right, she'd did seem a bit of a snob. Lagerstarfish, that recent photo is truly shocking.

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Her eyes are too close together - looks a bit ape like :lol:

Of course I have adonis like looks and physique ;)

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Fucking hell. Too much posing on sun drenched crags can seriously damage your face.

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Are there no snaps of dead fat birds who go climbing?
WARNING -almost as distressing as the recent Izzy pic.


The olympic power-spot. A little known secret part of Malc's weight routine.




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What's Airlie up to these days?

 

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