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Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part II) (Read 639306 times)

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i didn't ask BUT i was just panning around on me first day...... 
taking photos of everything and all that...

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anyone else like over-caffeinated sugary drink company?

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I'd rather snort crystal meth than drink that stuff,  I blame Bernt Zangerl.



He's responsible...



Nice Czech(?) lass.

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I blame Bernt Zangerl.
you mean the bloke who said "Bouldering is a very important part of my life. And of course, there are some spiritual aspects in it, but this has nothing to do with religion."

He meant looking at fit birds, obviously.

My girlfriend says its OK to perv pics of foreign birds that I'm not going to meet, but I'm liking this woman more than I ought to... :-[

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Dave might be onto something there...he's not sharing so I will....

quite a few good shots here....

http://www.highballclimbing.com/picture%20galery/chiksonrock/index.html

I particularly like this one...  ;) (although it is quite small)



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an up the arse corner shot if ever there was one



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Are you not a lady, jfw?   ???

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Some serious risk of chafing going on here...



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Obi-Wan is lost...

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 Can't think why they felt the need to hand-colour the shoe, it's as if something else was going to distract us from the footwear?!  ;)

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On a similar note; I thought this had little to do with climbing until I noticed the shoes

interesting to see that googlepages comes up as "go ogle pages" in a spell checker.

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Lagers I'm not sure these girls actually menstruate...


I see from your tonsure you are an older man...

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Tonsure!
How very dare you! I am proper bald. No pate-fakery here.
What is menstru-whatsit, and what has it to do with women's ability to fitly climb rocks?

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Did you say a "womans' ability"?




I hear in Congo, any woman who hasn't borne a child by 11 years is stoned to death in the village square...

*Books flight to Congo*

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Did I spell "fitly" right? Should it be "fittley"?
I don't want it to be mixed up with "flighty" or "flatley"

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I read filthily.

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Filthy, fluffily, or filthily?
I say fittley (I thflink after a botfrle of cockburns)


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Dude, You're into Brazilian orphans!

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What made you think uncle Santi and aunty Cochiti were dead? She is no orphan. She is very popular in our family

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I'm consistently amazed that naked female climbing photos continue to proliferate. How do these situations arise? I should imagine it's hard enough getting even a small quantity of women naked in public let alone women who are into climbing. A crazy world..

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I'm consistently amazed that naked female climbing photos continue to proliferate. How do these situations arise? I should imagine it's hard enough getting even a small quantity of women naked in public let alone women who are into climbing. A crazy world..
You must go to the wrong crags...

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Are you not a lady, jfw?   ???

<bats houdini with fan> tis true dearest 'dini, but my delicate nature does not preclude my appreciation of fine media; such as embroidery monthly and viz magazine.

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Mono, can't you tell?



Lagers' photo's have Private Collection written all over them.  You won't find them in the shops.

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Filthy, fluffily, or filthily?
I say fittley (I thflink after a botfrle of cockburns)



Loving the fact that this lassie's utterly starkers except for the big, thick, woolly walking socks (I SAID SOCKS!!) crammed into her tight little rockboots.

 

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