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Damn, things were looking up for a while there. Now we're back to 'Girls who look like small boys who go climbing'. Still, should give Dense a treat.

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I can't believe the woman on the right in the photograph Uncle has submitted hasn't been commented upon.

Perhaps as some of us have hot-minx girlfriends already?   :shrug:

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Ditto.
Besides, she seems to be wearing Mike Adams' jaw and chin

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Quick, where's Dolph Lundgren for the lookalikes thread?

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Hi there, Bill here again. Creator of stupidly large Yorkshire Puddings.

I see that some of you are bitching about some ladies who climb look like men.

Gentlemen, your search is over. If you have any doubt of what a lady climber should look like (apart from that one with the awesome knockers earlier on in the thread), then check this shit out...



If Ian Vickers looked like this, I'd be down Boulder UK every night!!

 :jaw:

Bill, signing off

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CLIMBER!?
Who wears a watch whilst climbing? honestly!
And shes got her baseball cap on back to front!
And shes on top-rope *faint*

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On the plus side she appears to be using a quickdraw as a nipple clamp... :jaw:

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 :oops:

Can't get the picture thing to work!

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bill just sent me the following email:

" One for the fit birds climbing wall:
 

 
Yeah mate."


(not sure if it has been on here before...)

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i have seen the future and its stealth rubber wellies!!

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There's a suspicious looking bulge in those hotpants... fit 'bird' indeed  :-\

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Gentlemen - I present to you the lovely Melissa Lacasse - she even has a pretty name...

http://climbing.com/leadingoff/shuteyeridge-256-reeder.jpg

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That reminds me of the old adage "never date someone with bigger biceps that you..  ???"

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Blimey if you're less honed than that, how do you get up F8a or whatever.

Let me guess, technique or something  :P

(Both nice birds IMO....both nice shots too)

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Nope, mostly a mixture of grit, determination and wild slapping in the hope of making some progress

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That reminds me of the old adage "never date someone with bigger biceps that you..  ???"

that is prolly what she says  ;D

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why oh why is this great thread not updated regularly

nice rockover technique but no seen the model of shoe before! sticky rubber i think not and shit for heel hooking


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shit for heel hooking

... but not as bad as the old pink Anasazis

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not really a fit birb but i would






 ;D

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Contains fit birds who go climbing
plays best if you wait for it all to download first for some reason.

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were you up all night making that  ;D

 

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