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Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 01, 2022, 06:01:36 pm
This comic

https://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2475
made me think. What are the most irritating things enthusiastic intermediate climbers utter at top of mount stupid?

To me, any of the following could vie for the top spot:

"Actually, if you get stronger, the individual moves get easier and your endurance automatically improves"

"Actually, most accidents happens on the descent"

"Actually, tube style belay devices are safer than a grigri"

"Don't use your knees when you mantle"

"Always bring a maillon with you to bail from bolts if you cannot get to the top"

"If you get stronger you have greater risk of injury"


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more?


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#1 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 01, 2022, 07:09:40 pm
"I reckon I can probably push my grade to 7B+ this year" - me, January, this year

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#2 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 01, 2022, 07:56:22 pm
I can climb V6 indoors.

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#3 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 01, 2022, 07:59:36 pm
"That's never seen <insert given grade>" - me, after quickly doing big links on my first session, not knowing it'll take another 3 years and 5 visits to actually see it over the line.

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#4 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 01, 2022, 08:19:27 pm
I can climb V6 indoors.

Lol this one is a banger, absolutely

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#5 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 01, 2022, 08:42:45 pm
"That's never seen <insert given grade>" - me, after quickly doing big links on my first session, not knowing it'll take another 3 years and 5 visits to actually see it over the line.

Grading routes/problems before having done them seems to be a universal phenomenon though...

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#6 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 01, 2022, 09:31:43 pm
I can climb V6 indoors.

Lol this one is a banger, absolutely

In a similar vein to this I once overheard "the grades must be wrong here, I always climb v6 indoors". When the venue is brownstones and the grades have been confirmed since the 80's I think you will find that it is the indoor wall grades that are the ones that are incorrect...

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#7 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 01, 2022, 10:00:40 pm
Hold on - you're saying that there is a way off Mount Stupid?

I thought I was stuck here forever.

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#8 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 01, 2022, 10:18:15 pm
"You can just ignore the bolts and don't clip them" - some single figure IQ bottom feeder on every topic about retro-bolting ever.

(Actually I'm not sure I've got this right because the x axis position of mount stupid implies some cognitive function...)

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#9 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 01, 2022, 10:45:14 pm
extension - I can climb V6 indoors, so hoping to get a few 7As done when we first visit Font this summer.

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#10 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 01, 2022, 11:54:38 pm
extension - I can climb V6 indoors, so hoping to get a few 7As done when we first visit Font this summer.

Flip this around more like! "I can climb X outside so I should be able to climb X on the moon board" - yeah good luck with that!

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#11 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 01, 2022, 11:58:13 pm
Train in bad shoes for better results.

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#12 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 02, 2022, 08:37:35 am
Or....

"Judgy,Judgy, grumble grumble on an obscure specialist forum about inexperience and ignorance from people who don't understand the prescribed rules"

This has the whiff of the Dab police about it.

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#13 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 02, 2022, 10:14:48 am
Quote from: Kwasi Kwarteng, on abolishing the top rate of tax

This will simplify the tax system and make Britain more competitive. It will reward enterprise and work. It will incentivise growth. It will benefit the whole economy and whole country.

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#14 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 02, 2022, 11:01:44 am
Or....

"Judgy,Judgy, grumble grumble on an obscure specialist forum about inexperience and ignorance from people who don't understand the prescribed rules"

This has the whiff of the Dab police about it.

Indeed, the UKB gatekeepers are busy today

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#15 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 02, 2022, 11:20:41 am
Tbh I'd say most of the comments so far will be made in a somewhat self-deprecating manner! I think it's definitely possible to have fun in this thread without bring mean or gatekeeper-y?

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#16 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 02, 2022, 11:25:14 am
Of course it fucking is. Light hearted laughs about silly things people say.

Dabrock where were you decades ago when I was getting masses of shit and hassle on UKC for not towing the homogenous line, daring to have different viewpoints, ethical principles and standing up for them?? That was a good time and place for reigning people in....

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#17 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 02, 2022, 11:39:04 am
I have a great deal of respect for this forum and its users but occasionally { imo } it strays into the realm of unfair judgement and bullying.

I wonder if the folks being highlighted find it amusing?

 

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#18 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 02, 2022, 12:19:51 pm
On 'Mount UKB', the most dangerous part is the dissent.

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#19 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 02, 2022, 12:29:56 pm
I have a great deal of respect for this forum and its users but occasionally { imo } it strays into the realm of unfair judgement and bullying.

I wonder if the folks being highlighted find it amusing?

For what it's worth I do agree with you there has been times when things have been quite uncomfortable. I just don't necessarily feel that way about this thread. I respect where you are coming from though :)

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#20 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 02, 2022, 01:43:15 pm
On 'Mount UKB', the most dangerous part is the dissent.

Brilliant!

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#21 Re: Phrases uttered atop mount stupid
October 02, 2022, 01:46:05 pm
This has the whiff of the Dab police about it.

"I barely touched the mat, it definitely still counts"

 

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