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#25 banana skins?
October 05, 2004, 04:13:05 pm
Grass is not necessarily skunk, but hash is resin.

Generally hash gives a heavy, downward high and fucks with your lungs more than grass which is generally more uplifting.

Of course, there are types of hash like pollen which are more like grass, etc.

Hash is also far more easily adulterated with crap, whereas with grass you get grass.

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#26 banana skins?
October 05, 2004, 04:45:09 pm
i've just tried smoking my arm, but it didn't work. i just got burnt.

has anyone ever smoked a kipper?

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#27 banana skins?
October 05, 2004, 04:46:19 pm
Don't mess with kipper - it leads on to bigger things. Like Cod.

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#28 banana skins?
October 05, 2004, 04:47:36 pm
I once made smoked wood pigeon pate made from a pigeon Zaf hit with his car on the way to stoney :D . It was lush. Home smoked in the Beekeeper's home smoking tin, no word of a lie!

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#29 banana skins?
October 05, 2004, 04:47:46 pm
Quote from: "Bubba"
Don't mess with kipper - it leads on to bigger things. Like Cod.


...or blowfish :lol:

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#30 banana skins?
October 05, 2004, 04:48:06 pm
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i've just tried smoking my arm, but it didn't work. i just got burnt.


 :lol: that was the funniest thing i've heard all day LOL

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#31 banana skins?
October 05, 2004, 06:30:24 pm
tried it on two occasions!(banana skins that is not smoking pigeons or your arms) and can assure it has no effects apart from making you feel slighly nauseous from the rank smoke produced!

if you want wierd....was once told chewing the inside of a vicks vapour stick, you know that thing yah sticks up your conk makes you trip...whos first :lol:

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#32 banana skins?
October 05, 2004, 06:58:08 pm
Quote from: "Bonjoy"
I once made smoked wood pigeon pate made from a pigeon Zaf hit with his car on the way to stoney :D . It was lush. Home smoked in the Beekeeper's home smoking tin, no word of a lie!


have you ever smoked a black cock?




























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#33 banana skins?
October 08, 2004, 01:42:39 pm
Now, bubba and mesen were just hanging round one of the sleazier parts of town admiring the rats scurrying to and fro in the midday sunshine. Among the litter behind the low wall on which we perched, there was a bumper box of noctine gum and every piece had been removed from it's foil housing....

is this another strange way of getting off one's ample man-breasts???

Tried it yet fingers?  :wink:

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#34 banana skins?
October 10, 2004, 11:08:55 pm
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
That's the funniest thread I've read in ages!!!

 

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