Oh I don't know m8, you're alky status has been in tatters recently - I've not seen you puking into the gutter outside the Woodseats Witherspoons for months now.
You really must try harder but don't worry, xmas is nearly here which is always an excuse for degenerates like you to get relentlessly caned for weeks on end.
I prefer to suck gently on a block of pure Lard myself, or a lovely dripping sandwich if I'm being a bit faddy about my diet. Mmmmm....