[dave]

check it

our hoover has just packed up. not too surprised though, as it must be about 15 years old.

so now comes the time to part with some hard earned do-re-mi and buy a new one. So whats blows and what blings in the world of vacuum playas right now? i want summert thats iced-outand sucks like a vietnamese hooker, but won't clean me out. question?

peace.

[webbo]

you want to get a miele cat and dog t.t.this is the business,its power enhanced attachments.much better than the dyson we had before.



however knowing the missus it probably cost the equivilant of a small car. :cry:

[Jim]

got one of those hoover bagless jobbies, about a one'r
pretty good for money

[dave]

these look alreet - anyone got one?

[cofe]

you wanna get yo'self one of these bad boys:



old school. word.

[dave]

yeah there was one of them in me old flat. lets just says its a good job there were no stairs in that flat.

[cofe]

lets just says its a good job there were no stairs in that flat.

i wondered why ours were always filthy......? :roll:

[dave]

maybe a cheaper old-skool method might be some kind of baby-mammoth, like i the flintstones. preferably one that makes wisecracks to the camera.

[Big Frank]

check it

our hoover has just packed up. not too surprised though, as it must be about 15 years old.

so now comes the time to part with some hard earned do-re-mi and buy a new one. So whats blows and what blings in the world of vacuum playas right now? i want summert thats iced-outand sucks like a vietnamese hooker, but won't clean me out. question?

peace.

Who wears the trousers in your house, send the Mrs out to get one and tell her thats her christmas preasent.

[rowena]

Am quite tickled to see boys discussing hoovers but sadly mine is utter bobbins so can't offer any girlie recommendations!

[webbo]

in my past and often chequered previous careers i had to vac for a living.

[dave]

Am quite tickled to see boys discussing hoovers but sadly mine is utter bobbins so can't offer any girlie recommendations!

hey, i bet even 2pac didn't entertain his homies in a dirty crib.

[tommytwotone]

yo yo. Housework and ting ain't exactly my specialised subject, but I got a vacuum (think it's Panasonic) with some self-retracting cable flava. That be the bomb yo, much better than winding yards of flex round the thing.

My only other vacuum knowledge: Dyson+wooden floor = bring the noise, and not in a good way.

[dave]

but I got a vacuum (think it's Panasonic)

who makes your sound system, morphy richards?

[hongkongstuey]

me ma always goes for those Dyson jobbies (and mums always know best)

[webbo]

is the time to remember :wink: the storey of the bloke who ended up in a/e with a lacerated penis after trying to give himself a blow job with the vac.  




apperentley he did'nt know some of them have a fan just inside the tube.

[tommytwotone]

but I got a vacuum (think it's Panasonic)

who makes your sound system, morphy richards?

scarily near the truth G, the system powering the woofer speakers in my ride is a Philips...keep it old skool like Hi Tec trainers.

[Big Frank]

http://www.rockfax.com/forums/t.php?t=101652
 :shithappens:

[dave]

I'm glad they appreciate the irony of it all.

[SA Chris]

It's a big bandwagon and they all wanna ride.

[webbo]

as well slagging off our informed discussion about vac's.some tart has a dig about vw polo's.

well thank fuck i've just got rid of mine.how would i have managed to live with the shame. :wink:

[tommytwotone]

shows what they know...you'll never get the woofer speakers, UV lights, hydraulics and a hoover in the back of a Polo.

All the real Gs roll in something with a few cubic metres of boot space y'all... :wink:

[the_dom]

shows what they know...you'll never get the woofer speakers, UV lights, hydraulics and a hoover in the back of a Polo.

That sounds distinctly like a challenge..

[dave]

better call Xzibit in for that one.

[tommytwotone]

RocktalkTobyAwrote:

"My only other vacuum knowledge: Dyson+wooden floor = bring the noise, and not in a good way."

But that is both very and funny yet useful at the same time. (sic)

gotcha back my nizzle...just call me the DG - domesticated gangsta.