[Fingers of a Martyr]

yeah its full of dickheads.

i remember when a 15 year old kid posted up asking for advice on taking an outdoor jacket back to a shop and then got shit of people. losers.

[a dense loner]

was said kid you fingers? if so you can have my profile name :wink:
i live in sunny oldham, near manchester, not shef. the right side of the peak :wink:

[Jim]

how come you not been letting on about this fine young eye candy dense? I'd have been straight round with me camera

[David S]

Hey Dense judging by what you said earlier about those young girls leading you astray i'm surprised you've the energy left in your fingers to type  :shock:

Now where's that address so I can just happen to be passing

[Sloper]

Sitting at work dealing with a crap case, thinking of font, only a few days to go . . . .

AS for Rocktalk I thinkit's because so few decent climbers post anymore, the only reason I stil psot is for a good troll or a fight.

Mainly populated by teenage / ignorant twats (no offence to the younger posters here).

[Nigel]

Really? I was under the impression that it was populated by fat useless middle aged Southerners arguing about whether such-and-such an HS is a hard 3c or a low 4a. Or for people asking for information on how to climb outside (er, go to a crag).

[Fingers of a Martyr]

yeah when reading through i don't get the impression of arrogant, cocky youth, (my roll on here :wink: ) but more of fat, old, bitter twats who are pissed of cos they never led anything harder than e2 and are just looking for an arguement.

[Sloper]

first of all I'm not even middle aged, secondly I've recently done the odd E3 thirdly fat, outside now, i'll have you  :bash:

[Nigel]

Actually it wasn't directed at you, more like this type of thing http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?t=98114&v=1#1333913, but seeing as how you've obviously tried the cap on and found it a fairly comfy fit...  :wink:

[AndyR]

first of all I'm not even middle aged,

What, you're older than that :oldgit:

[Sloper]

Now look here, if there's one thing I can't abide it's you young whippersappers with yoru baggy trousers and beanie hats, what's wrong with a nice Vdiff chimney. :byebye:

[Fingers of a Martyr]

what's wrong with a nice Vdiff chimney

everything :wink:

[webbo]

as man's life expectancy is 3 score and 10 anyone who is 35 or over is middle aged. :cry:

[Sloper]

you need some slopers yoof, forget drimps get on the mother of all holds on god's own rock.

[dave]

3 score and ten was for the dark ages!

thing i don't get is, surely you don't know when you're middle aged untill you're dead. cos only then can you half your lifespan?

[webbo]

i reckon once you get to 60 then you say your middle aged or just growing out of it.

[Bonjoy]

Like that bus going around Sheffield with Halfway written on it, how does that work, if you ask for Ringinglow does it drop you off at Hunter's bar??

[webbo]

back to the original thread.i've just finshed writing up my notes from my visits and i'm now trying to negotiate with my collegues to let me sneak off early.so i can go to the wall as i'm on call this weekend.
oh what joy saturday morning in a&e assessing every one who got dumped on friday night and felt life was no longer worth living.


its friday and i've got compassion fatigue.[more like battle fatigue after this week] :flame:

[Graeme]

I'm sat here waiting for the day to end so I can go home and get pissed.

[Fingers of a Martyr]

i'm sat here feeling like a fool cos my cocktalk bait failed miserably. won't be tryin that one again . but hey its friday night and i'm off to the wall later. :D


is a&e just like casualty?

[Graeme]

Yes :roll:

[Nigel]

Seeing as how we were having a pop at CT before, what about this:

http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?n=99810

Last post, Dominic S.  :?  Figure that one out! Bear in mind that his profile claims that linking Wen and Dream at Gogarth constitutes a new route  :roll:

[Bubba]

but i'd rather see our crags bolted than another bouldering mat - they really reduce the "bottle quotient" of routes and lead the inexperienced into a false sense of security.

What an idiot.

[dave]

:asshole:

[underground]

music producer with own studio making rock and roll and electro a reality for like minded souls.

What an  :asshole: