[Fingers of a Martyr]

i'm staring out of my office window at my neighbous (hot) 16 year old niece watering the garden in her underwear as i type this. :shock:  i am one fuckin lucky guy. :D

so whats everything else doin?

for anyone who doesn't already no i ain't a pedo cos i'm that age as well :wink:

[Mr.Burns]

I have just booked some guide books into our computer system, whilst reading a font guide and wandering how long this nice weather will last?

I don't have any girls to look though  :cry:

[Bonjoy]

Why are you office-bound at 16? What is the world coming to?
 I'm sat in an office across the desk from a fat bloke who is currently picking at a spot. :roll:

[Fingers of a Martyr]

bonjoy its mine/dads work office at home. i use it for me a-level coursework etc. dad does his work in it.
and the view is just splendid :D

now, where's me video camera? :wink:

[a dense loner]

you would kill for a day workin down here then fingers. doin a roof n the house across the road is home to 4 blond girls, about 16-25, with very well endowed mammary glands. who make sure they take their bra's off to hang the washing out :wink:

[Bubba]

Trying to set up p2p software with fingers and now off for a quick bit of rowing at the gym....

[Fingers of a Martyr]

u fo real dense. cos i was. fuck me she was prime :
get yourself a vid camera and get it fired on soulseek :wink:

[a dense loner]

serious, they live with their parents. youngest came out with the washin last wk, noticed us on the scaffold went back in, changed her top, took bra off n came back out to hang it up. we could see her changin in bedroom, not that i would like to condone such behaviour, we happened to be lookin in the general direction

[Fingers of a Martyr]

we happened to be lookin in the general direction

oh yeah dense, oh yeah :wink:

serious, they live with their parents

so is there any milf action going down as well?

[a dense loner]

good lord no :puke02:

[Fingers of a Martyr]

where u workin at dense? sheff?

[dave]

i'm on the computer right now.

[Rhys]

bully for you!

[the_dom]

I am sitting at my desk, thinking happily about taking a day of leave tomorrow to go climbing.

[Hendo]

Just chillin at work, trying to book accomodation for a weekend session at Garheugh Point :D

[Bonjoy]

Are you named after the relish?

[Hendo]

After some frantic searching on the internet, to find out what your talkin about, all I can say is "I hope not"  :?

[Bubba]

Nothing to be ashamed of - Henderson's is one of the greatest things to come out of Sheffield  

[Hendo]

It looks like a worcestershire sauce knock off, whats it taste like?

[Bubba]

It is similar but is nicer imho

Check out the interview with Henderson's:

http://www.yorkshireforum.co.uk/showthread.php?threadid=959&s=

[AndyR]

I'm currently contemplating never looking at UKC again (apart from the photos bit) as the recent 'debate' about right eliminate has just wound me up so much (I'm with Bonjoy on this one).

Do you know how to delete your user profile? Had a quick look at it this morning, but it didn't seem very obvious.

[dave]

if you don't view any post with your profile then after 6 months is get iced. otherwise you have to email them to get it deleted.

[AndyR]

if you don't view any post with your profile then after 6 months is get iced. otherwise you have to email them to get it deleted.

Cheers Dave - if I'd asked that same question on UKC, three people would have berated me for not checking previous threads, five people would have given me twatty sarcastic answers, and two people would have derided me for copping out and displaying the flimsy morals typical of the recent MTV, spoon fed, climbing wall generation.......

[dave]

not to mention use of the psuedo-californian vernacular.

[Bonjoy]

if you don't view any post with your profile then after 6 months is get iced. otherwise you have to email them to get it deleted.

Cheers Dave - if I'd asked that same question on UKC, three people would have berated me for not checking previous threads, five people would have given me twatty sarcastic answers, and two people would have derided me for copping out and displaying the flimsy morals typical of the recent MTV, spoon fed, climbing wall generation.......

  Indeed. It's a wrong, wrong place. It makes you think 'Christ are climbers really such a bunch of fuckwits' and then you go away and realise 'No, it's probably just something about RTers'

[Fingers of a Martyr]

yeah its full of dickheads.

i remember when a 15 year old kid posted up asking for advice on taking an outdoor jacket back to a shop and then got shit of people. losers.

[a dense loner]

was said kid you fingers? if so you can have my profile name :wink:
i live in sunny oldham, near manchester, not shef. the right side of the peak :wink:

[Jim]

how come you not been letting on about this fine young eye candy dense? I'd have been straight round with me camera

[David S]

Hey Dense judging by what you said earlier about those young girls leading you astray i'm surprised you've the energy left in your fingers to type  :shock:

Now where's that address so I can just happen to be passing

[Sloper]

Sitting at work dealing with a crap case, thinking of font, only a few days to go . . . .

AS for Rocktalk I thinkit's because so few decent climbers post anymore, the only reason I stil psot is for a good troll or a fight.

Mainly populated by teenage / ignorant twats (no offence to the younger posters here).

[Nigel]

Really? I was under the impression that it was populated by fat useless middle aged Southerners arguing about whether such-and-such an HS is a hard 3c or a low 4a. Or for people asking for information on how to climb outside (er, go to a crag).

[Fingers of a Martyr]

yeah when reading through i don't get the impression of arrogant, cocky youth, (my roll on here :wink: ) but more of fat, old, bitter twats who are pissed of cos they never led anything harder than e2 and are just looking for an arguement.

[Sloper]

first of all I'm not even middle aged, secondly I've recently done the odd E3 thirdly fat, outside now, i'll have you  :bash:

[Nigel]

Actually it wasn't directed at you, more like this type of thing http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?t=98114&v=1#1333913, but seeing as how you've obviously tried the cap on and found it a fairly comfy fit...  :wink:

[AndyR]

first of all I'm not even middle aged,

What, you're older than that :oldgit:

[Sloper]

Now look here, if there's one thing I can't abide it's you young whippersappers with yoru baggy trousers and beanie hats, what's wrong with a nice Vdiff chimney. :byebye:

[Fingers of a Martyr]

what's wrong with a nice Vdiff chimney

everything :wink:

[webbo]

as man's life expectancy is 3 score and 10 anyone who is 35 or over is middle aged. :cry:

[Sloper]

you need some slopers yoof, forget drimps get on the mother of all holds on god's own rock.

[dave]

3 score and ten was for the dark ages!

thing i don't get is, surely you don't know when you're middle aged untill you're dead. cos only then can you half your lifespan?

[webbo]

i reckon once you get to 60 then you say your middle aged or just growing out of it.

[Bonjoy]

Like that bus going around Sheffield with Halfway written on it, how does that work, if you ask for Ringinglow does it drop you off at Hunter's bar??

[webbo]

back to the original thread.i've just finshed writing up my notes from my visits and i'm now trying to negotiate with my collegues to let me sneak off early.so i can go to the wall as i'm on call this weekend.
oh what joy saturday morning in a&e assessing every one who got dumped on friday night and felt life was no longer worth living.


its friday and i've got compassion fatigue.[more like battle fatigue after this week] :flame:

[Graeme]

I'm sat here waiting for the day to end so I can go home and get pissed.

[Fingers of a Martyr]

i'm sat here feeling like a fool cos my cocktalk bait failed miserably. won't be tryin that one again . but hey its friday night and i'm off to the wall later. :D


is a&e just like casualty?

[Graeme]

Yes :roll:

[Nigel]

Seeing as how we were having a pop at CT before, what about this:

http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?n=99810

Last post, Dominic S.  :?  Figure that one out! Bear in mind that his profile claims that linking Wen and Dream at Gogarth constitutes a new route  :roll:

[Bubba]

but i'd rather see our crags bolted than another bouldering mat - they really reduce the "bottle quotient" of routes and lead the inexperienced into a false sense of security.

What an idiot.

[dave]

:asshole:

[underground]

music producer with own studio making rock and roll and electro a reality for like minded souls.

What an  :asshole:

[MrBlue]

trying to find a job...no luck so far, bah. oh, and trying to get the enthusiasm to walk to the barbers to get my locks chopped. :eek2: mind you, i have a nice mug of coffee. it's a hard life...

[SA Chris]

Likewise on the job front. Just sent off another slew of CVs. Managed to sort through 2000 slides over the last week; binned a few hundred which were, in hindsight, bobbins.

[tommytwotone]

what am I doing right now?

just been off drinking free squash and eating free biccies after giving some blood shamone...

kiss ma bad altruistic self!

[Fingers of a Martyr]

i had a 2 hour session at the wall, just watched shaun of the dead and then had a kitkat :?