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Shark does the Oak!
April 01, 2017, 02:05:15 pm
Anyone any favourite April fool jokes from today? I liked the George Osbourne fashion label one...

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#1 Re: Shark does the Oak!
April 01, 2017, 02:15:14 pm
That was excellent. It fooled my girlfriend who is is political advisor for a good 5 minuets.

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#2 Re: Shark does the Oak!
April 01, 2017, 02:32:43 pm
The Shark does the Oak' is the best one I've seen today :2thumbsup:

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#3 Re: Shark does the Oak!
April 01, 2017, 03:07:27 pm
April Fools gags have to be believable.

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#4 Re: Shark does the Oak!
April 01, 2017, 03:17:03 pm
Polar bears in Scotland. Had my kids going for over an hour.

Mind you, the biggest laugh I had today was was watching Trump walk out of an Exec Order signing ceremony, on live tv, having forgotten to sign the orders because he was flustered by reporters questions...
That was an April fool gag, right?


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#5 Re: Shark does the Oak!
April 01, 2017, 04:57:55 pm
Had me well going there! Would have been the news of the decade!!

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#6 Re: Shark does the Oak!
April 01, 2017, 06:45:12 pm
Haha I fully bought it

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#7 Re: Shark does the Oak!
April 01, 2017, 08:42:04 pm
I bet even Shark's heart missed a beat when he saw this thread.

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#8 Re: Shark does the Oak!
April 01, 2017, 10:20:31 pm
It can be rolled out year on year too!! ;)

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#9 Re: Shark does the Oak!
April 01, 2017, 11:45:21 pm
Mind you, the biggest laugh I had today was was watching Trump walk out of an Exec Order signing ceremony, on live tv, having forgotten to sign the orders because he was flustered by reporters questions...
That was an April fool gag, right?

Right up there with the government's faces when the EU stuck in the clause about Gibraltar, (which a Lords commitee warned them about) but anyway...

I thought the Osborne one was a bit weak personally, although it looks like a stroke of genius compared to UKC's efforts, they seem to have forgotten that the gags should be at least initially believable. 

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#10 Re: Shark does the Oak!
April 02, 2017, 12:01:27 am
Right up there with the government's faces when the EU stuck in the
I thought the Osborne one was a bit weak personally, although it looks like a stroke of genius compared to UKC's efforts, they seem to have forgotten that the gags should be at least initially believable.

Although Osborne is renowned for his many jobs almost as much as his transformation from a chubby middle aged man to a 5:2 diet following, Ceasar haircut sporting man of fashion. Unless it was too believable...

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#11 Re: Shark does the Oak!
April 02, 2017, 09:27:00 am
*old man alert* fuck me - is there such a thing as a Caesar haircut?

Does it have a knife sticking out of the back?

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#12 Re: Shark does the Oak!
April 02, 2017, 09:37:05 am
*old man alert* fuck me - is there such a thing as a Caesar haircut?

Does it have a knife sticking out of the back?

That only happens two weeks ago, from your post...

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#13 Re: Shark does the Oak!
April 02, 2017, 10:09:44 am


What was he thinking?

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#14 Re: Shark does the Oak!
April 02, 2017, 11:12:18 am

Does it have a knife sticking out of the back?

Having a knife sticking out of your back is quite the fashion in the Conservative party; it'll usually have Gove's fingerprints all over it...

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#15 Re: Shark does the Oak!
April 03, 2017, 09:51:04 am
I particularly liked this one

http://www.climbing.com/videos/black-diamond-created-the-worlds-first-free-soloing-back-pack/

A lot of effort went into it, possibly more than return on the gag.

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#16 Re: Shark does the Oak!
September 18, 2019, 09:25:36 pm
Wot?

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#17 Re: Shark does the Oak!
September 18, 2019, 09:42:27 pm
First RP of the day apparently.... ;)

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#18 Re: Shark does the Oak!
September 18, 2019, 09:55:51 pm
Well Mr Lee ticked the oak today.

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#19 Re: Shark does the Oak!
September 18, 2019, 10:11:19 pm
This represents the ultimate in siege tactics.

I mean, genetically speaking, he did do it.

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#20 Re: Shark does the Oak!
September 18, 2019, 10:34:37 pm
This represents the ultimate in siege tactics.

I mean, genetically speaking, he did do it.
Genetically 50% of him did it. So at least he's made it past the horn now...

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September 19, 2019, 09:16:56 am

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#22 Re: Shark does the Oak!
September 19, 2019, 03:22:11 pm
All very Oedipal  :geek: - where’s Dan/Slarty/Scapegoat when you need him?

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#23 Re: Shark does the Oak!
September 19, 2019, 04:00:11 pm
Working on an animation in which Shark ejaculates onto an image of Malham and a swarm of Craig David-headed creatures appear and climb all the routes (possibly while he falls to his knees weeping) I’d imagine.

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#24 Re: Shark does the Oak!
September 19, 2019, 04:25:34 pm
Working on an animation in which Shark ejaculates onto an image of Malham and a swarm of Craig David-headed creatures appear and climb all the routes (possibly while he falls to his knees weeping) I’d imagine.

Will that be on Netflix?  :popcorn:

 

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