[shark]

Well are you?

http://www.climbing.com/news/real-rock-climber/

[Kingy]

Nah, I'm just a wussy sport climber 

[lagerstarfish]

I may be a fat, useless gumbo, but I do go bouldering on real rock

[Drew]

Well are you?

No. I'm 90% dad, 8% lard, 1% employee, and 1% climber. Probably even less than that.

[webbo]

IT must be a laugh a minute out on the crag with these Yanks.

[shark]

IT must be a laugh a minute out on the crag with these Yanks.

Maybe you should get out more

[webbo]

I've been out today. I went to work, lots of tales of high flying middle class folk who's life plans are not going quite to plan.

[moose]

The less real I've got (due to increasing cowardice, softness, and a more salary-man lifestyle) the better at climbing I've become.  By extrapolation, my eventual fate is "Moose: Ghost Wad".

[Oldmanmatt]

I've been out today. I went to work, lots of tales of high flying middle class folk who's life plans are not going quite to plan.

Plan?

Was I supposed to have one of those?

Why does no one ever tell me?

I mean, bollocks, I own a wall, but still only get one session outdoors per week. If it's not raining.
And, I often have to be back "in time for the school run".

Bouldering though so, real man, real.

95% Dad.


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[webbo]

I've been out today. I went to work, lots of tales of high flying middle class folk who's life plans are not going quite to plan.

Plan?

Was I supposed to have one of those?

Why does no one ever tell me?

I mean, bollocks, I own a wall, but still only get one session outdoors per week. If it's not raining.
And, I often have to be back "in time for the school run".

Bouldering though so, real man, real.

95% Dad.


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No one needs a plan but when you believe you need/ have one and it's not working. Then it's suddenly someone else's fault.

100% Grandpa.

[tomtom]

Pah, this is just another bullshit story, like all those ones about 'tall' climbers having it easy...

[jwi]

Very drôle 

[slackline]

Pah, real climbers strip things right back....

[jwi]

Well that was weird. But strangely compelling. I'm happy that climbing is not yet totally sanitized and homogenous.

[shark]

Well that was weird. But strangely compelling. I'm happy that climbing is not yet totally sanitized and homogenous.

Shame it was on Epic

[jwi]

Well that was weird. But strangely compelling. I'm happy that climbing is not yet totally sanitized and homogenous.

Shame it was on Epic

I have no feelings invested pro et contra any climbing websites except the one that's run by the psychopath.

[lagerstarfish]

I have no feelings invested pro et contra any climbing websites except the one that's run by the psychopath.

you're a CockFax fan, huh?

[jwi]

I have no feelings invested pro et contra any climbing websites except the one that's run by the psychopath.

you're a CockFax fan, huh?

Not a great fan of the owner of ate spew, despicable human being.

[shurt]

Well that was weird. But strangely compelling. I'm happy that climbing is not yet totally sanitized and homogenous.

Hope he bumped into some walkers on the way down...

[Oldmanmatt]

Well that was weird. But strangely compelling. I'm happy that climbing is not yet totally sanitized and homogenous.

Hope he bumped into some walkers on the way down...

When you say " bumped"...?


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