[SA Chris]

Probably only took 5 minutes. and he made a dozen more before the undrugged one had done one.

Done is better than perfect

[andy_e]

Probably says a lot that everyone is jumping to the caffeinated spider's defence here...

Also, there's not much control in that evidence. Perhaps they gave caffeine to a 7-legged spider? The drug-free one may be a one-in-one million spider who's perfect at everything and all the other spiders hate it out of jealousy.

[Oldmanmatt]

The Caffeinated spider wasn't even aiming for poxy little flies anymore. That dude was after Bats or the odd Golden Eagle...


All posts either sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek or mildly mocking-in-a-friendly-way unless otherwise stated. I always forget to put those smiley things...

[creedence]

After careful analysis and comparison, I have come to the conclusion that the spiders in my garden are off their little tits on benzedrine.

I need to trawl through the shed now, as they must be hiding their supply somewhere and a few kilos of speed will put a nice dent in my mortgage...

[andy_e]

Careful, those little spiders have got big, nasty cousins!