[Monolith]

Props for finding somebody willing to take on those bad boys Si. Heal fast!

I do however agree with Will in echoing that this has to be a weirdest post contender....

[fatneck]

All done! Not quite as straight forward as hoped but fairly comfortable now. Back home enjoying couch life and the wife has stocked the fridge with craft beer

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[Doylo]

You got any Durex going cheap?

[lagerstarfish]

you need to wait until you pass the follow up test before selling off the remaining condoms

[fatneck]

@ Doylo - Ha!

Correct Rob and the procedure for the sample is you have to drop it off between 9-11am on a Tue or Thurs and it can't be more than two hours old! Nurse warned me against cracking one off in the car park...

[Jaspersharpe]

I remember talking to fatdoc at The Sheaf and he almost convinced me that if I didn't go private for the op I'd be risking months of agony and general bollock based grimness. Then I realised it was fatdoc I was talking to and got the snip done on the NHS.

It was fine. No pain during the procedure, couple of days laying on the sofa watching films (a day would have been fine but you've gotta milk these situations as much as possible) and after a week everything felt totally back to normal.

Moral of the story, don't bother going private and never listen to advice from fatdoc on anything. 

[tommytwotone]

...couple of days laying on the sofa watching films...you've gotta milk these situations as much as possible...

Unfortunate turn of phrase Jasper!

[Jaspersharpe]

...couple of days laying on the sofa watching films...you've gotta milk these situations as much as possible...

Unfortunate turn of phrase Jasper!

Thought twice about it but it seemed appropriate mate.

[lagerstarfish]

Moral of the story,

is that Jasper has magic balls that help make the world a better place and other people can share that good fortune by giving them a gentle squeeze?

[tomtom]

Moral of the story,

is that Jasper has magic balls that help make the world a better place and other people can share that good fortune by giving them a gentle squeeze?

You're just eyeing up another money making opportunity Lagers...

[mark s]

im tempted have it doen without telling the mrs
she wants another and no way i do

[dobbin]

I have been told you have to wait a year from birth of last child before they will let you have it done! in case you change your mind.... Not fucking likely

[fatneck]

I reckon not telling the missus would be next to impossible and also a bit shitty!? Although I am making massive assumptions about several things, not least your living arrangements Mark! And also, you could be taking the piss... 

Dobbin, the guy in after me had a 4 month old sproglet, though it was his 4th. Think it depends more on your situation?

[rich d]

I reckon not telling the missus would be next to impossible and also a bit shitty!? Although I am making massive assumptions about several things, not least your living arrangements Mark! And also, you could be taking the piss... 

Dobbin, the guy in after me had a 4 month old sproglet, though it was his 4th. Think it depends more on your situation?

I'm sure I had it done, when my youngest was under 1 years old. I dont think there were any rules when I had it done, apart from being under 30 being unusual (I wasn't)

[mark s]

I reckon not telling the missus would be next to impossible and also a bit shitty!? Although I am making massive assumptions about several things, not least your living arrangements Mark! And also, you could be taking the piss... 

Dobbin, the guy in after me had a 4 month old sproglet, though it was his 4th. Think it depends more on your situation?

nah not piss taking this time,she wants another and i dont. im 42 this month and feel too old for it now

[andyd]

No point trying to keep it a secret. Pretty impossible to hide.

[andy popp]

I reckon not telling the missus would be next to impossible and also a bit shitty!? Although I am making massive assumptions about several things, not least your living arrangements Mark! And also, you could be taking the piss... 

Dobbin, the guy in after me had a 4 month old sproglet, though it was his 4th. Think it depends more on your situation?

nah not piss taking this time,she wants another and i dont. im 42 this month and feel too old for it now

This might be something you want to talk about.