[Sloper]

Does anyone really care?

[mrconners]

No . But the bbc are never ones to shy away from any sort of publicity. It's probably all done to desperately try and create some interest in a fading programme.

[tomtom]

Apparently he punched a producer...

And I think the BBC will suffer more financially from cancelling the series - best figures of any bbc2 prog.

He is a bell end - actually that's too benign - he's a nasty wanker.

[tomtom]

The facts..   

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/09/25/jeremy-clarkson-admits-entire-career-was-social-experiment/#.VP9pGt5Sqso.twitter

[TheTwig]

Total nobhead. He's the living avatar of the pathetic, childish 'lad' culture I was happy to escape from when I finished school.

[Sloper]

Apparently he punched a producer...

And I think the BBC will suffer more financially from cancelling the series - best figures of any bbc2 prog.

He is a bell end - actually that's too benign - he's a nasty wanker.

He did punch Piers Moron, so he has some redeeming features

[andy_e]

He did punch Piers Moron, so he has some redeeming features

That is a good effort, but still, two wrongs don't make a right...

[a dense loner]

Sometimes they do, obviously

[Jaspersharpe]

The only problem with a celebrity death match between those two cunts would be that one would have to win.

Suppose it would still be ok if the victor lost an eye or a leg or something.

[petejh]

Celebrity suicide pact

[Doylo]

The only problem with a celebrity death match between those two cunts would be that one would have to win.

Suppose it would still be ok if the victor lost an eye or a leg or something.

At least one of them would be dead though.

[Jaspersharpe]

Good point.

[Oldmanmatt]

The only problem with a celebrity death match between those two cunts would be that one would have to win.

Suppose it would still be ok if the victor lost an eye or a leg or something.

Nah, just put both in a small room with an irate Rhinoceros.

[tomtom]

The only problem with a celebrity death match between those two cunts would be that one would have to win.

Suppose it would still be ok if the victor lost an eye or a leg or something.

Nah, just put both in a small room with an irate Rhinoceros.

Heavily dosed with Viagra.. (The rhino - actually fuck it, all of them).

[andy_e]

I don't like this plan. The rhino might get hurt.

[tomtom]

Yup. It might chip a horn or bust a vein in its cock.

[mrjonathanr]

[Johnny Brown]

[Jaspersharpe]

[lagerstarfish]

  I guess there's little chance of getting this into the theory test now   
   
 
"Short people. When you've finished using a car, put the f**king seat back, so humans can use it afterwards,"

[petejh]

'Clarkson to get position at Ministry of Truth broadcasting arm presenting the daily edict; Beeb producer to be tightly strapped down to a workbench in room 101 and have rats chew at his face' says government spokesperson:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/jeremy-clarkson-david-cameron-backs-friend-and-huge-talent-after-witnesses-claim-top-gear-fracas-was-over-steak-10102585.html

[horn]

There's a petition to get the BBC to to replace Clarkson with Alan Partridge.

https://www.change.org/p/the-bbc-hire-alan-partridge-to-replace-jeremy-clarkson

This really needs to happen.
In fact I reckon Steve coogan would do a right good job of it as himself. Get Rob Brydon to replace James May. And, errrr, Johnny Dawes to replace Hammond. That might even convince me to pay the licence fee!

[andy_e]

I'd prefer Gareth Cheeseman I reckon.

[r-man]

horn, you seem to have posted a petition with fewer names on it. There's also this one:

https://www.change.org/p/bbc-hire-alan-partridge-for-top-gear

[Jaspersharpe]

Signed. It wont happen but this is a brilliant idea.