[DaveyDave]

What with the death of my old pair, and winter setting in, I need a new pair... but they're all so expensive! Anyone know any cheapo alternatives to the £60+ prana jobs?

Or if anyone's got any they don't fit anymore I might buy em off ya, I'm a 28" waist.

Cheers!

[Jaspersharpe]

There's another thread somewhere where the conclusion was Decathlon / Simond jeans for about 10 fuck alls I think.

[lagerstarfish]

Decathlon in Wadtown had them back on the rails when I was in last week

[Jaspersharpe]

These are the ones....

http://www.decathlon.co.uk/mens-jeans-trousers-id_8175777.html

Slightly more than 10 fuck alls but still a bargain in comparison to £60. Look smart.

Nice one Lagers, I may get some myself.

[lagerstarfish]

they're not fucking miracle pants - you'll still look a cunt in them

[nai]

You're right that they were selling them off for FA10.  Maybe the flood of folk stockpiling them convinced them to continue selling them

[Fiend]

£12 from Sports Direct, get 2 pairs and still have £8 to spend on egg sandwiches and coffee.

Hard to find a power vest to match though. Or anything to match.......

[dave]

Fiend let me just clarify, they give you £12 to take those trousers away right?

If anyone wants a less eye-bleed-inducing garment, then needlesports are doing moon trou for half whack:

http://www.needlesports.com/Catalogue/Technical-Clothing/Legs/Light-Weight/Cypher-Pant-MOO-CP#.VIh0h6YqMl0

[lagerstarfish]

they're not fucking miracle pants - you'll still look a cunt in them

but a lot better than if you wore that shit that Ork Boy is proposing

[SA Chris]

£12 from Sports Direct, get 2 pairs and still have £8 to spend on egg McMuffins sandwiches and shit coffee.

[lagerstarfish]

Fiend let me just clarify, they give you £12 to take those trousers away right?

free with a Happy Meal innit

[Jaspersharpe]

they're not fucking miracle pants - you'll still look a cunt in them

Did you see if they had any in my size btw or were you only looking at stuff on the 2XL rail?

[galpinos]

Decathlon in Wadtown had them back on the rails when I was in last week

Largers, do these fit people of normal proportion, i.e. those without pipe cleaners for legs?

[Doylo]

Nice one on the Needlesports tip off Dave.

[DaveyDave]

Good job team, nipped out to decathlon and am now a proud owner. Unparalleled levels of comfort. Lifechanging leg sensation etc etc.

Pretty slim for bouldering trousers, but I'd say fit like straight leg jeans? Really stretchy. Shame about the contrast stitching, but my mum has reliably informed me that I look good in anything so the joke's on everyone else.

Think you can check stock online too.

[tomtom]

Gutted I missed this thread :D

[dave]

Good job team, nipped out to decathlon and am now a proud owner. Unparalleled levels of comfort. Lifechanging leg sensation etc etc.

Pretty slim for bouldering trousers, but I'd say fit like straight leg jeans? Really stretchy. Shame about the contrast stitching, but my mum has reliably informed me that I look good in anything so the joke's on everyone else.

Think you can check stock online too.

Yeah they do fit a lot slimmer than say a moon cypher trou (doesn't everything?) but they don't feel restrictive, what with the stretchyness etc.

[dave]

Nice one on the Needlesports tip off Dave.

You're welcome squire.

[lagerstarfish]

Decathlon in Wadtown had them back on the rails when I was in last week

Largers, do these fit people of normal proportion, i.e. those without pipe cleaners for legs?

SA Chris is the man to ask

I don't wear them I'm just a broker

[lagerstarfish]

they're not fucking miracle pants - you'll still look a cunt in them

Did you see if they had any in my size btw or were you only looking at stuff on the 2XL rail?

I didn't even know they went up to my size

[SA Chris]

Decathlon in Wadtown had them back on the rails when I was in last week

Largers, do these fit people of normal proportion, i.e. those without pipe cleaners for legs?

SA Chris is the man to ask

I don't wear them I'm just a broker

I'm 6ft 2 and have legs like twiglets. Probably not the best person to provide fashion tips for the dwarves of broader stature amongst us.

[Fiend]

You lot are the cutting edge of trouser blandness, it makes me ashamed 

[webbo]

£12 from Sports Direct, get 2 pairs and still have £8 to spend on egg sandwiches and coffee.

Hard to find a power vest to match though. Or anything to match.......

I see you've still got your granny as your fashion advisor.

[lagerstarfish]

they're not fucking miracle pants - you'll still look a cunt in them

Did you see if they had any in my size btw or were you only looking at stuff on the 2XL rail?

I'll have a look tomorrow

[tomtom]

You lot are the cutting edge of trouser blandness, it makes me ashamed 

Do
you
need
your
eyes
tested
Fiend?

[cheque]

Hard to find a power vest to match though. Or anything to match.......

[Nibile]

Zubaz is the answer.

[Jaspersharpe]

Hard to find a power vest to match though. Or anything to match.......

[lagerstarfish]

fake Burberry

gotta be worth a shot

shirt and trousers

[tomtom]

Oof!

[Fiend]

Hard to find a power vest to match though. Or anything to match.......

Fuck yeah. It's kinda hard to see past the horror of the hipster, but that is definitely vibing. Getting to the weather where I might occasionally wear more than a power vest (although not often)

[lagerstarfish]

they're not fucking miracle pants - you'll still look a cunt in them

Did you see if they had any in my size btw or were you only looking at stuff on the 2XL rail?

you're in luck



they also have plenty of the men's jeans in as well - same price

[tommytwotone]

Hard to find a power vest to match though. Or anything to match.......

Fuck yeah. It's kinda hard to see past the horror of the hipster, but that is definitely vibing. Getting to the weather where I might occasionally wear more than a power vest (although not often)

Fuck me - that looks just like one of the bells that's been in the news this week for opening a cereal cafe charging bloody four quid for a bowl of Rice Krispies.

[Oldmanmatt]

Hard to find a power vest to match though. Or anything to match.......

Fuck yeah. It's kinda hard to see past the horror of the hipster, but that is definitely vibing. Getting to the weather where I might occasionally wear more than a power vest (although not often)

Fuck me - that looks just like one of the bells that's been in the news this week for opening a cereal cafe charging bloody four quid for a bowl of Rice Krispies.

Bell!

Got it! Finally.

That bit on top is so you can hang him up and ring him.

Might hang one by the front door...

[tommytwotone]

Sorry, yes...have been reviving the schoolboy insults of late. "Bell" a current favourite along with "helm" and "dickwad".

All applicable to them cereal caff lads anyway!

[Jaspersharpe]

Yeah "bell" as in ""In and around" and "He hit that too well"? What the fuck are you talking about you massive bell?" (01.12)



 

[tomtom]

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[nai]

If anyone can squeeze into an XS (28" waist), Decathlon has a few pairs of the Simond jeans for £19.

[rodma]

http://www.decathlon.co.uk/arpenaz-50-mens-hiking-trousers-kaki-id_8241485.html

I've resorted to these for lighter weight bouldering trews. well cheap and easier to climb in than the jeggings ones

[tomtom]

http://www.decathlon.co.uk/arpenaz-50-mens-hiking-trousers-kaki-id_8241485.html

I've resorted to these for lighter weight bouldering trews. well cheap and easier to climb in than the jeggings ones

Good spot Roddy.. only 10 sheets too...

Speaking of Decathlog clobber - I got some shorts for boulderization from there that were made of the same stretch denim shit as the simond trousers.. THink they were designed for MTB but seem decent for climbing..

[rodma]

I got some shorts for boulderization from there that were made of the same stretch denim shit as the simond trousers.. THink they were designed for MTB but seem decent for strutting past sharon osborn..

dontcha wisy yo girlfriend was a freak like me