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I thought Char's video of me failing to repeat Berezina for the camera.....with the umpa pa music and you hoisting me into place......would have been more appropriate haha

As a retort I give you this. Apologies to anyone on Farcebook and eating

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but what makes you think it's humourless?

Because I don't see the funny side.

The cunt kept saying I need to boulder then when I do he has a pop



So good luck with the siege Simon and I look forward to being called a "cunt" to my face  :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: September 19, 2014, 08:00:09 pm by Dylan »

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To get things back on track

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Am I losing it? Is there something in the water? What the fuck are people talking about today?
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So good luck with the siege Simon and I look forward to being called a "cunt" to my face  :thumbsup:

This really is rich from someone who said one of the main things he enjoyed about UKB was getting to call people a cunt online - typical - quite happy to snipe from the sidelines and dish out but not so good at taking it.

You chose to start a thread to lampoon a video snippet not especially intended for anything other than illustrate how I was getting on on my project on Power Club which was mean spirited even by your standards. What do you expect ? an apology for not being as good at bouldering as you ? 

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Is that a direct quote from me? How am I not taking it? Did Jim not post me being a failure? I'm terrible at climbing I just try to not advertise it on the web.
It wasn't just to lampoon you BTW.....you were just the catalyst to a thread
« Last Edit: September 19, 2014, 08:16:14 pm by Dylan »

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Why would these make me want to quit climbing?



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Jim has a physique to make men want men.

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Jim has a physique to make men want men.

I want men anyway just not usually ones as young as him.

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Does Jim really have an orange tail like a dinosaur toy?

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Why would these make me want to quit climbing?

I don't get it either.

I had to look out the window to check it wasn't a full moon.


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Didn't Jim climb 7C with a belly like that. That's impressive....

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I'm impressed that anyone can stand up with a belly like that, let alone climb 7c.

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Even Keith couldn't climb Rock Atrocity with a weight belt!

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Doesn't lou ferrino get 7c+?

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I was going to post that in your defence kes, I think people have been blindsided by how easy you could lap blind fig! That's an impressive keg

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To be fair I found the initial post a bit harsh.
Logpile now. I've already quit long ago.

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If Jim was 8 stone his fingers would be as strong as Mcclures  :lol:

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I actually did want to give up climbing when I saw this. Unfortunately I think this is what most people see when they watch boulderers bouldering.

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Don't know what you mean, looks pretty classic to me  :shrug:

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