[a dense loner]

Hard for you? After reading 9A.hubblesharderthanladuradura I'd just like to remind a few people that if it takes you 4 sessions to do a boulder problem it's not hard for you! A problem is also only worthy of soft in your opinion if you start climb and finish in the right place and do it quickly and easily. Also if you're going to make the effort to type just take a few more minutes to find the correct details about the problem!
Thanks in advance

[fatneck]

Thanks Lee...

[Will Hunt]

Shit Lee I thought sloper had the monopoly on shit ridiculous threads designed to get 5 responses?

[SA Chris]

Go on dense, name and shame.

[a dense loner]

Touché Will my anger had nowhere left to go, there was nowhere sensible so I thought I'd just vent. I can't name and shame my thumb would be worn out! Just pick 5 people off 8A and at least 3 will come out something like 2nd go hard for me, 1st go sixth session, crescent arête fa Klem loskot, 12 minutes, took a while figuring out beta - soft, I get hard when spotting, props to DG, fired the rig and then got severely beaten for being a twat, etc

[Sloper]

Shit Lee I thought sloper had the monopoly on shit ridiculous threads designed to get 5 responses?

It seems I will have to talk to my lawyers again, either that or IP isn't what it once was.

[tomtom]

I thought it was a thread about a solution for erectile dysfunction...

[petejh]

Props to Dense for a sick thread. Read in 15 seconds.

[Nibile]

Bro, woz soft as hell fo' me and my posse, 'cuz I zlagged my project, yo.
Got there, was hungover, but props to Patxi, just hiked it. Sooo rad. Syked now. Want more.
http://www.zlagboard.com
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
I mean, Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

[SA Chris]

http://www.zlagboard.com

Measure. Train. Analyze. Compete. Tell your friends. Don't enjoy climbing as those sharp edges have trashed your fingers.

[Moo]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If I were a religous man I'd start praying for climbings soul

[a dense loner]

Thank god that looks more like Jamie big hands than me!

[danm]

Strava for fingerboarding - does this mean lycra for climbing is in again?

[Danny]

Bro, woz soft as hell fo' me and my posse, 'cuz I zlagged my project, yo.
Got there, was hungover, but props to Patxi, just hiked it. Sooo rad. Syked now. Want more.
http://www.zlagboard.com
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
I mean, Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

I'm confused. I genuinely can't decide whether or not this website is satirical.

[tomtom]

I suspect it's real.. No obvious gaffes to give away it's satire.

I'm also confused as to whether Denses post was satirical. I suspect not as well :D

[cowboyhat]

http://www.zlagboard.com

Measure. Train. Analyze. Compete. Tell your friends. Don't enjoy climbing as those sharp edges have trashed your fingers.

Thats pretty elaborate and niche for The Onion.

[Nibile]

This world is sick. Climbing is dead. The idiots are winning.
http://www.planetmountain.com/english/News/shownews1.lasso?l=2&keyid=42027

[tomtom]

€229.....

Could you rip off their fingerboard and replace it with a BM?

[finbarrr]

This world is sick. Climbing is dead. The idiots are winning.
http://www.planetmountain.com/english/News/shownews1.lasso?l=2&keyid=42027

would have thought it was right up your alley, think about it, if this takes off there will be a device for the beastmaker as well.
a scene leading to sponorships, and before you know it you could become a professional fingerboarder
 

[AMorris]

This world is sick. Climbing is dead. The idiots are winning.
http://www.planetmountain.com/english/News/shownews1.lasso?l=2&keyid=42027

that made me  how long until people start grading hangs

[tomtom]

Wouldn't it be ridiculously easy to fix? Like running Strava on a motorbike

(Which I'd love to do...)

[Doylo]

Mickys hard for you big boy 

[Moo]

[tomtom]

Doylo - my eyes need replacing now...

[fried]

My missus just walked past and I'm going to have to explain this in French.