[Jaspersharpe]

Good post Lund. I'm from Sussex though which is why my thoughts on the matter are objective, evidence based and100% correct. And why I've not even bothered posting them on this thread.

[a dense loner]

 :furious:but you just have!!! We thought the therapy was going so well!

[Mark Lloyd]

I'm also from Sussex where the rivers flow south, but in the west we give people the benefit of the doubt. Although we were once duped into believing that Jasper Sharpe was a future Hubble ascentionist 

[petejh]

I'm also from Sussex where the rivers flow south, but in the west we give people the benefit of the doubt. Although we were once duped into believing that Jasper Sharpe was a future Hubble ascentionist 

Sounds like the basis for a series of Mammut films...

[tomtom]

Best get the bleeper ready for the audio then

[AMorris]

This thread is not what I intended it to be... I have learnt a valuable lesson about ukb today.

I declare this thread officially deceased.


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[a dense loner]

Well that's that then, good.

[Boredboy]

This thread is not what I intended it to be... I have learnt a valuable lesson about ukb today.

I declare this thread officially deceased.


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What was the lesson learnt?

[Jaspersharpe]

Don't piss on your own chips.

[lagerstarfish]

what about pissing on my own chips via my iPhone using Tapatalk ?

[tomtom]

I think the take home message here is that it's not safe to eat anyone else's chips in case they've previously been pissed on

[Stubbs]

I guess if you had a quick sniff it would be possible to tell the difference between piss and vinegar?

[lagerstarfish]

what if it's cute female geology students with hard hats that are too big for them and tight fitting high viz vests doing the chipping?

[tomtom]

I guess if you had a quick sniff it would be possible to tell the difference between piss and vinegar?

Does Denses' piss smell of vinegar? He should see a doctor about that.

[tomtom]

what if it's cute female geology students with hard hats that are too big for them and tight fitting high viz vests doing the chipping?

Ah.. Pissing on limestone chips. Now it would be easy to tell if it was vinegar or piss in that case... #SCIENCE.

[tomtom]

The 'hard hats that are too big for them' is an interesting comment Lagers - and a revealing insight into an unusual fetish... 

Tried ukoversizedhardhats.com? There's probably a thread about it on the other channel...

[lagerstarfish]

more of an observation about the hard hats, than about a preference

also, I have no interest in pissing games

[Jaspersharpe]

Isn't that a song by Snow Patrol?

[Clart]

what if it's cute female geology students with hard hats that are too big for them and tight fitting high viz vests doing the chipping?

Wot, like this?

[kelvin]

Plastic hammers tend not to be too much of an issue.

[Monolith]

Playas should stop hatin. The G was spotted in a Preston nightclub recently. He clearly doesn't care what any of you think.

[Doylo]

Apparently he was up all night dancing like that before he did Shadowplay. That's why he can't remember the moves he was off his tits.

[petejh]

 

A subtle genius in the way he moves, like he knows the secrets of the universe and is trying to express them to Preston through the medium of techno.

[davej]

confucius say... hidden within those hand movements is the key to the start of shadow play !!

[Jaspersharpe]

I thought he was pointing out which holds had fallen off.