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Hey shorties...
May 14, 2014, 04:40:07 pm
FAO less than average height climbers: Next time you are moaning about morpho problems, or holds being too far away (yada yada yada..) remember there is an upside!

:)

http://www.plosone.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0094385

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#1 Re: Hey shorties...
May 14, 2014, 04:49:00 pm
That article is about short men, not shorties!

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#2 Re: Hey shorties...
May 14, 2014, 04:50:13 pm
That article is about short men, not shorties!

Whats the difference - or should I open the urban dictionary with trepidation?? ;)

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#3 Re: Hey shorties...
May 14, 2014, 04:50:49 pm
Doesn't make up for a lifetime of not being able see at gigs and the football and being angry all the time.

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#4 Re: Hey shorties...
May 14, 2014, 04:52:18 pm

It's fairly innocuous

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shorty

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Now, commercial rappers have turned the meaning upside down to mean a 'fine female', apparently.

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#5 Re: Hey shorties...
May 14, 2014, 05:00:39 pm
Doesn't make up for a lifetime of not being able see at gigs and the football and being angry all the time.

But you can be all of those things for longer!

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#6 Re: Hey shorties...
May 14, 2014, 05:03:31 pm
bit disappointed I thought you'd taken Nib's advice and started flirting with the ladies (albeit on the internet) during a break in your fingerboarding.

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#7 Re: Hey shorties...
May 14, 2014, 05:08:55 pm
bit disappointed I thought you'd taken Nib's advice and started flirting with the ladies (albeit on the internet) during a break in your fingerboarding.

I'm restricting myself to one russian bride per rep...

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#8 Re: Hey shorties...
May 14, 2014, 05:28:35 pm
Doesn't make up for a lifetime of not being able see at gigs and the football and being angry all the time.

http://www.liverightlivewell.com/expertqa/anger_muscle_ibs/index.html#axzz31hxigyio

So being angry all the time can counteract all the extended life expectancy from being a shortass anyway.

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#9 Re: Hey shorties...
May 14, 2014, 09:37:25 pm
Not looking forward to the additional years of diligent chip wielding :(

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