[Fingers of a Martyr]

wots the hardest problem u have climbed?

[Nigel]

Go on then, start us off...

[MrBlue]

yew tree slab at stone farm, i think it's a 4c  :

[clm]

Local knowledge.

[Fingers of a Martyr]

don't climb outside boyz :  dun v9 indoors.

[jonP]

wots the hardest problem u have climbed?

Problem 31 at Burbage South Boulders in the Rockfax Peaks bouldering guide- B0.  To be honest, I think i might be worth B1.

[dobbin]

I once did 1-4-7. Does that count :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :roll:

[a dense loner]

I once did 1-4-7. Does that count

was the board outside dobbin? none of this indoor stuff for me

[a dense loner]

blondie: i think the moral of this story is 'whoever answers this seriously will get shit for all eternity' :D

[Fingers of a Martyr]

don't no why its just an innocent question :?:

[unclesomebody]

you mean there is bouldering "outside" of the school?   :shock:  :shock:

[dobbin]

Naah, don't reckon. Just overheard this man with a white beard going on about some mythical 'Gitstone' or summat. He was like a tramp this guy though, so its probably all shite.

[dave]

crescent arete.

[dobbin]

what page is that on? its a 50deg board prob innit?

[a dense loner]

page 7. 2 powerful moves, startin on number 14 n big red fish. right hand to jelly, left to mustard, match.

[boulderingsam]

higginson scar @ porth isgo , felt hard but i am weak and short !!

[fatboySlimfast]

front face of the pebble, stanage without chalk :

[samJ]

"Easy Crack" V0, on low langdale boulder.

And yes I am a weak punter... but I had fun so I don't care (and I'm getting better!)

Also did other problems with names such as "Wall" and "Another Wall" but easy crack was the one with the best name :D

[Sloper]

The finish to match 3 of the first Kasparov v Karpov game.   utterly desparate.

[T.H.]

You bunch of punters.  Just in the last month alone I've done four  Font 8C problems (I can't be bothered to tell you where they are, what's the point, none of you will be able to do them).  As warm-ups for those I onsighted at least twenty Font 8A+s, all massively undergraded of course.  Then in between I've been training on the campus board, 1-7-11 on 1/4 inch rungs, 10 inches apart, with weights attached to my ankles.  

Like I said, that was just in the last month.  The hardest thing I've ever climbed isn't really a boulder problem because there were actually no holds. :

[Fiend]

Surely it's been too damp and midgy in Skye for all that tho   :twisted:

[screwyouI'mfromderby]

I once climbed out of the gutter but it didn't do me any good. As soon as I mantled the pavement I found myself at the bottom of the career ladder and presently decided to get back to where I belong.

seriously, my hardest problem would have to be Fit Girls Legs, font 8c+. I reckon you've all seen this one, it's down the disco every Friday night. A couple of slopers from decent foothold, a loose vague crimp to finish on a rough slot. The mantle at the end's a killer but I got there, once....

[Fingers of a Martyr]

Whoa! That's fucking hardore! The hardest I've done is Blondie's Mum, Font 5+.

tried to do yours owen but very polished, obviously overused by far too many punters. possibly britains first SLUT15? :wink:

[Fingers of a Martyr]

only kiddin owen

[Rhys]

Ride the Wild Smurf?

Need the shilling for booze/ pr0n/ drugs...