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#50 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 14, 2013, 07:14:45 pm
Could definitely shed some weight, although i'm not an uber fat-bastard a lot of it is muscle, physical job, powerlifting/strongman style training has definitely bulked me out more than your typical climber.
200kg deadlift, 350kg tyre flips, 130kg bench press etc to offer some perspective on it...

Crikey... what's the "physical job" - do you work at an anvil factory?! You must be one of the few climbers who has maybe one pair of rock shoes for comfort, one for performance... and one for the truck pull!

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#51 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 14, 2013, 07:16:54 pm
My mentality is that it's my winter coat and I'll shed it after Christmas. 188cm and about 90kg. Want to get down to 80kg for the summer.
Was at the depot notts today flailing about, decided that I'm doing the Eva Lopez, as in pulling pn big holds with added weight (hopefully I'll get more gains than shark!!)

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#52 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 14, 2013, 07:21:04 pm
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5 ft 7, 72 kg fat, 69 thin ( mid summer), 29 inch waist  :-\ and 38 inch chest...  Was 64kg when I sport climbed as hard as I could.... 15 yrs ago. For bouldering losing that 3 kg makes all the difference.

*GSOH, non smoker, no pets, looking for...... *

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#53 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 14, 2013, 07:29:25 pm
Maybe he wants us to buy him some trousers for Christmas?

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#54 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 14, 2013, 08:04:53 pm
What we seem to have here is other than Moose, Tom,Tom and Ian v is a lot of old fat piss head boulders
There is an easy solution to this but I for one should not be the one to give advice. Having done an hour and half on the weights,then an hour on the turbo followed by going out for lunch panini and chocolate brownie. On returning home 2 single malts and crisps, the pittas stuffed with cheese and humous washed down with white wine and I'm only getting started. :2thumbsup:

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#55 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 14, 2013, 08:16:52 pm
178cm x 63-65kg .... no excuses there for me unfortunately.

Anorexic sport climber...

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#56 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 14, 2013, 08:17:59 pm
180 ish and about 83kg
not fat, just a touch of insulation round the kidneys but otherwise just big round the chest and shoulders.
can't crimp anything small but have still bouldered 7c on a few occasions,  would consider myself a solid 7b(+) climber.... on stuff that suits so grit, font and a bit of llamberis mountain rock
Have tried to drop weight before but whenever I got under 77ish I just got ill a lot.
Over time I've just consoled myself to the fact I'm not going to be an all rounder, that coupled with the fact I do like the gym... you've got to do what's right for you, as I said trying to drop weight made me ill the whole time, being a little heavier but healthier has allowed me to climb harder.
oh and I don't drink so that's not an issue......
Rambling reply over...

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#57 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 14, 2013, 08:26:18 pm
What we seem to have here is other than Moose, Tom,Tom and Ian v is a lot of old fat piss head boulders

I've refrained from quoting my own numbers as they're pretty sickening - people would be wondering why I'm either / both not (a) in hospital (b) climbing a lot harder!  Weight vs height is a pretty blunt tool to assess climbers - I was bouldering at my best when I was around 8kg heavier (but didn't have a job - grit four times a week - no climbing walls - no injuries).   

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#58 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 14, 2013, 09:05:19 pm
178cm x 63-65kg .... no excuses there for me unfortunately.

Anorexic sport climber...

Actually in terms of bmi, that's about 20/21. Perfect.


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#59 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 14, 2013, 09:27:28 pm
178cm x 63-65kg .... no excuses there for me unfortunately.

Anorexic sport climber...

Actually in terms of bmi, that's about 20/21. Perfect.
yeah well apparently I'm over weight w a bmi of 25.6
frankly a useless measure when it doesn't consider muscle mass...

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#60 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 14, 2013, 09:45:53 pm
1.90m and 76kg.. was down to 72kg in November, but winter seems to have led to more booze/food/weight :)

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#61 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 15, 2013, 02:35:38 am
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1.90m and 76kg.. was down to 72kg in November, but winter seems to have led to more booze/food/weight :)

That sounds about it. And even you should go down back to 72.


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#62 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 15, 2013, 08:10:37 am
1.90m and 76kg.. was down to 72kg in November, but winter seems to have led to more booze/food/weight :)

Do you struggle to travel upwind?

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#63 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 15, 2013, 08:15:09 am
Just weighed myself for the first time in many, many years.

1.79 and just over 68. Heavy for me but mighty glad to be under 11 stone.
« Last Edit: December 15, 2013, 08:21:45 am by andy popp »

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#64 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 15, 2013, 10:01:28 am
I usually put half a stone on in winter but hoping to minimise it this time as dieting is grim.

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#65 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 15, 2013, 11:07:17 am
Thanks for the Advise FatDoc, maybe i'll forgoe the casual fingerboarding stuff here and there, probably safer!

Moose, I'm a Steadicam Operator and sometimes Camera Crane Technician, that translates to walking/running/sprinting around with 20-25kg of equipment attached to my body all day or when I work on the cranes, building/dismantling, moving, adjusting and helping to operate Camera Cranes, usually around 18-30ft in length and anywhere up to a few hundred kg in weight including the counterweights....fun times :)

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#66 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 15, 2013, 11:11:29 am
1.90m and 76kg.. was down to 72kg in November, but winter seems to have led to more booze/food/weight :)

Do you struggle to travel upwind?

All my toughest ascents have been with a significant updraft ;)

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#67 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 15, 2013, 04:28:14 pm
Just out of interest, when did it start being socially acceptable to quote your height and weight purely in metric? Did we lose a war with France or something when I wasn't looking?

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#68 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 15, 2013, 04:35:35 pm
Just out of interest, when did it start being socially acceptable to quote your height and weight purely in metric? Did we lose a war with France or something when I wasn't looking?

Mais ouis, Rodney.

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#69 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 15, 2013, 05:19:04 pm
Appologies!
Height: 0.959 Austrian Klafters (or 0.000 327 364 507 07 Leagues)
Weight: 1.712 Bags of Portland Cement (or 56 328.107 988 Scruples in more common units)

hope that helps...

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#70 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 15, 2013, 05:21:10 pm

Just out of interest, when did it start being socially acceptable to quote your height and weight purely in metric? Did we lose a war with France or something when I wasn't looking?

Mais ouis, Rodney.

Fibonacci my son.

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#71 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 15, 2013, 10:18:37 pm
Must admit I have no idea when people talk about kgs.

Welcome back JamesD btw. Good effort struggling up 6As at your size, that's my current level but I have no excuse.

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#72 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 15, 2013, 10:22:59 pm
Is there a weight/height equivalent of the Bitcoin rivalling UKB currency: the "fuck all"?

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#73 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 15, 2013, 10:24:06 pm
Must admit I have no idea when people talk about kgs.

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#74 Re: Being a bit of a fat bastard
December 15, 2013, 10:27:40 pm
Exactly. Baking is really important.

 

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