[Sloper]

I smoke, drink too much, eat a meat and fat rich diet, take little exercise and so on.

So when climbers for cancer kicks off I want a fucking big slice of the donations, it will subsidise some cigars booze and foie gras.

[Offwidth]

Could I interest you in a waffer thin mint sir?

I'd buy a Check Your Bollocks (or equivalent ) T shirt (especially if it had a cool CAC logo underneath). I also think T shirts etc do raise awareness if people are aware enough to explain what the charity is about when others ask 'whats that then?'. Then again, I use UKC, and dont even hate chuggers: mild annoyance or occasionally pity is my usual response.