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Christmas caption competition
December 21, 2012, 08:23:27 pm



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#1 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 21, 2012, 08:27:51 pm
Ned roadtests invisible playstation.

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#2 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 21, 2012, 08:32:13 pm
Ned roadtests invisible playstation.

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Keith Sharple's calendar on it's way...

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#3 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 21, 2012, 09:24:07 pm
Humorous climbing photo set to cause massive unnecessary uproar  :whistle:

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#4 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 21, 2012, 09:40:28 pm
Ned seems more than happy with the no more nails kneepad.

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#5 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 21, 2012, 10:38:12 pm
A bolt attached to the shin makes for a comfortable rest on any sport route...

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#6 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 21, 2012, 10:39:57 pm
Lee "chalky hands" Anderson has been spanking some booty. Oh yeah!

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#7 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 21, 2012, 10:59:51 pm
Ned seems unaware of the Off Belay rule for flagrant knee-barring. 

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#8 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 21, 2012, 11:15:34 pm
5.10 knee pads: now available with a handy blow torch pouch.

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#9 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 21, 2012, 11:45:04 pm
when 8c isn't hard any more and 8b+ is a rest etc etc etc...


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#10 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 22, 2012, 05:03:31 am
Are you going to burn dobbin off today?
« Last Edit: December 22, 2012, 05:11:41 am by Grubes »

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#11 Christmas caption competition
December 22, 2012, 08:18:29 am
"A brew? Champion. Milk, two sugars please mate"

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#12 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 22, 2012, 10:15:19 am


Another fun trip out for students of The Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good Too

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#13 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 22, 2012, 10:57:39 am
Aren't kneebars brilliant!!!!



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#14 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 22, 2012, 11:17:35 am
Ned gives Mrs Sharples a late Christmas pressie idea

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#15 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 22, 2012, 11:37:56 am
Another positive review for the Olympic Opening Ceremony.

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#16 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 22, 2012, 04:27:40 pm
Someone should have posted this pic when people were suggesting the knee didn't make much difference, ha ha.  :off:

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#17 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 22, 2012, 04:47:58 pm
Ned hears that Dense is off to Switzerland for 2 months.

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#18 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 22, 2012, 05:20:17 pm
"Brilliant, no bruising, I can wear my new skirt out tonight"

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#19 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 22, 2012, 05:26:27 pm
What? You'll stick a clipstick up my arse if i complete the route

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#20 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 23, 2012, 09:45:51 am
Mina resorts to Ned facemask to avoid Mecca kneebar controversy

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#21 Re: Christmas caption competition
December 23, 2012, 10:22:40 pm
....and off, two, three, four - this route is almost like a real BeastmakerTM

 

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