[twoshoes]

The guy's untouchable. They didn't even kick up a fuss when he got a nun preggers...

Is this a case of Chinese whispers or was that comment a joke?

I'm nun the wiser.

A convent-ional answer..

I've had abbot enough of these...

[lagerstarfish]

The guy's untouchable. They didn't even kick up a fuss when he got a nun preggers...

Is this a case of Chinese whispers or was that comment a joke?

I'm nun the wiser.

A convent-ional answer..

I've had abbot enough of these...

ah.... one of the cardinal rules of UKB - "pun whenever possible"

[lagerstarfish]

might start to verger on the rediculous, though

[lagerstarfish]

I'll stop before the Karma Police start to minister punter points

[andy_e]

Usually I'm all for punning but on this occasion it isn't apoperiate.

[tomtom]

I see you had to start a sister pun thread line ~ wimples the lot of you!

[andy_e]

Don't fall prey to the bad pun karma trappist.

[lagerstarfish]

I'm not on a mission or anything, but I'd like more of these puns

Someone is bound to get the monk on about us going off topic - couldn't get any father from the original topic really

[andy_e]

Back on topic, do people blow-torch in Bishop?

[lagerstarfish]

I mitre had enough

there's no prophet in humor this shallow

[lagerstarfish]

blow-torch in Bishop?

torturing bishops eh?

if people don't feel that their grades are impressive enough the can always talk 'em 'arder



Ha ha! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[andy_e]

Stop your preaching!

[lagerstarfish]

we should work en mass to deal with the problem

[tomtom]

You are both making me cross. This thread will never altar anyones views, so maybe we should pulpit.

[lagerstarfish]

the thread could be taking a lectern for the worse

[andy_e]

That's your point of pew but not mine.

[lagerstarfish]

I feel such a nave for poking fun at a serious subject

[andy_e]

This methodist no good for drying holds anyway.

[lagerstarfish]

I mosque go. Got work to do

[lagerstarfish]

in retrospect, some of these puns are pretty layman

[andy_e]

You're a good chapelagerstarfish. Don't go.

[tomtom]

You're a good chapelagerstarfish. Don't go.

He has to go and exorcise after he broke his heel...

[Jaspersharpe]

You lot might be crucifying Traversi but I bet you'd all be happy to live vicariously through his bouldering achievements.

[tomtom]

You lot might be crucifying Traversi but I bet you'd all be happy to live vicariously through his bouldering achievements.

Pah - that was yesterdays pun.

Todays theme is small woodland mammals.

[andy_e]

Hedge all your puns now before someone hogs them.