[Carnage]

I want one! But can you send it to Oz for me? Your site only appears to offer shipping to the UK. We have some funny rules about getting wood into the country but my beastmaker got here so it should be fine.

[Obi-Wan is lost...]

We have some funny rules about getting wood...

Giggle

[Nibile]

It may seem a bit strange to have such strict regulations, but if we had the same rules here in Italy now we wouldn't have our chestnuts forest plagued by parasites imported from China with chinese chestnuts...

[SA Chris]

And the UK wouldn't have suffered with Dutch Elm Disease?

[tomtom]

We have some funny rules about getting wood...

Giggle

We're all rooting for you being able to get wood Carnage

[andy_e]

Hope you're barking up the right tree with that statement TomTom...

[SA Chris]

Carry on you two

(cursor hovers over "punter" button)

[Probes]

I want one! But can you send it to Oz for me? Your site only appears to offer shipping to the UK. We have some funny rules about getting wood into the country but my beastmaker got here so it should be fine.

Leaf it to me, it wood be a great pleasure to send you one.

Ill get you an Oz shipping price n pm you.

[tomtom]

Carry on you two

(cursor hovers over "punter" button)

I didnt meant to keep the arboreal pun stream going with root - the joke was based around root having different meaning in Australian parlance...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070930012847AAfQ0dB

[Moo]

If I'm gonna spend my hard earned cash on a wedge I think I'd rather head down this alley (innuendo intended)

NSFW

[JohnM]

Yeah these puns aren't very arborealiginal!

[andy_e]

TomTom, take a bough.

That pun was tenuous, John. It's sapping me just thinking about how bad a joak it was.

[Fultonius]

Oakay, oakay I think we've had just abought enough of this.

Jarrah! you say, as you are pineing for more!

Puns like this are a bit thins on the ground though....

[Carnage]

Haha - 

Wattle have I started?

I knew my choice of words wood generate the odd chuckle but I'd forgotten how much you guys like to run with these things and poak fun.

Anyways - Cheers Probes. I haven't rested on my laurels and I've PM'd you.

[shark]

I've just received a consignment of sven Wedges from darkest Lancashire.
 
If anyone wants a fondle and a hang let me know and I'll bob down the Foundry this evening.

[andy_e]

Sven Wedges

Is he that Swedish beast living in Darwen?

[shark]

Sven Wedges

Is he that Swedish beast living in Darwen?

He's currently holed up in a cellar and claiming diplomatic immunity

[andy_e]

Is he being force-fed chip barms and Benedictine by his host?

[Probes]

my host was keen to keep you all in the loop, here's the latest from life in the cellar... chip barms & benedictine 

[shark]

Our top salesman sees an opportunity to sell a wedge to a punter at raven tor. Let's see how he gets on....

[peewee]

my host was keen to keep you all in the loop, here's the latest from life in the cellar... chip barms & benedictine 

When did you decorate the cellar?

[shark]

I've found that the best way to hang the Wedge from a bolt is using a shortish piece of old rope with a krab at the end which is taped open so its easier to retrieve at the end of the day.

The Wedge can be attached to a clovehitched krab towards the other end of the rope so the height it hangs from can be adjusted.

[miso soup]

Are these still available?

[shark]

Are these still available?

I could probably sort you one but frankly there are better products now available

[miso soup]

What are these better products?  The Wedge looks nice and small and easily portable, Patxi's thing is too big.