Portlethen's not bad, and there's also Boltsheugh, Cammachmore and Clashfarquhar which have some very good problems, mostly in the higher grades.
The man is speaking sense, apart from Boltsheugh which is wank.
Bouldering bouldering... Dumby is great but quite a drive. Best bouldering in Scotland, along with that, is probably: Torridon, Reiff / In The Woods, Ruthven Boulder (and area), Glen Nevis, Glen Clova, new developments at Laggan too. Get Bouldering In Scotland guide which at least shows where the crags are, and a big map of Scotland. Make your favourite weather website your homepage and remember any bouldering that isn't on the east coast you will need a breeze or you will DIE of midges.
Vegetarians....ugh what a concept
. Anyway I know a nice pair in Aberdeen, Brad and Meme, who are from....good ol' Canada
. Just go down to Transition and look for the blonde chick crushing F6c on toprope despite being 6 months pregnant
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P.S. Can some mod move this to Something For The Weekend.