[Bubba]

Ha ha, you just wait 'til the next rank, then you'll be really upset!

[Bubba]

Might have an overhaul of the ranks, now that some people are getting high - currently they are:

Rank                        Posts
newbie                        1
regular                        30
player                         75
addict                         110
menacing presence      160
stalker                        250
obsessive maniac        300
sad fuck with no life     500

Any Ideas?

[dave]

bollocks. I might go back and delete my old posts, will that unwind my postcount, a bit like clocking a motor?

[Bubba]

That's rather an extreme solution old chaaaap! Of course, as a moderator you do qualify for the never-changing "henchman" rank if sir would prefer that?

[dobbin]

You know with Fatwa's - how come John Welford hasn't got one for naming a route Jehovakill? I didn't think you were even supposed to mention the word Jehova?

Its all a bit odd really.

[Bubba]

You've just said it twice in one post! You're doomed! doooomed!!

[dave]

I'd love to name a route "Men Behaving Jihadly".

Bubba, i'll think up a henchman-type name with a suitable gritty urban ghetto ring to it.