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#25 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 17, 2012, 02:37:16 pm
there's good cockling in morecombe nr blackpool

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#26 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 17, 2012, 02:57:58 pm
A few years ago I rode The Big One in Blackpool.  It took three courses of antibiotics to clear that up.

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#27 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 17, 2012, 03:46:43 pm
My Mum was attacked by a llama in Blackpool; the only thing she has ever crimped is the pastry case for a meat pie.  I have never been attacked by a llama but I have crimped slopers, gastoned undercuts, and guppied monos.  For the avoidance of doubt, neither of us have ever climbed Big Island. 

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#28 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 17, 2012, 03:47:22 pm
I did the Blackpool Triathlon back in the 90's. The swim in Lytham boating lake was so shallow you could walk it.

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#29 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 17, 2012, 03:48:47 pm
so you're owning up to a triathlon dab.... back around

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#30 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 17, 2012, 04:16:20 pm
A few years ago I rode The Big One.
Pretty much like clm's trip to font with Dense. Or mine.

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#31 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 17, 2012, 05:41:24 pm
Anyone happen to know when the rides are cheap at the pleasure beach, or have I missed it?

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#32 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 17, 2012, 05:54:37 pm
from about half 11 onwards its 15 quid for 20 minutes... bargain

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#33 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 17, 2012, 05:58:27 pm
from about half 11 onwards its 15 quid for 20 minutes... bargain

How much for 2 minutes?

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#34 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 17, 2012, 06:15:13 pm
A Superking black?

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#35 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 17, 2012, 06:18:00 pm
I heard the 2 minutes is including smoking the superking.

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#36 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 18, 2012, 09:45:33 am
I can't believe Louis Tussads has been shut down and turned into a proper Madame Tussads:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/privateequity/7539081/Madame-Tussauds-to-replace-Louis-Tussauds-in-Blackpool.html

The crapness of their waxworks was legendary. Who wants to see figures that actually look like the people they're supposed to represent?

 :rtfm:

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#37 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 18, 2012, 09:57:45 am
hasn't the crap one in Yarmouth closed down too?

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#38 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 18, 2012, 01:42:39 pm
I went to Blackpool two years ago to see Billy Ocean. He was ace, everyone should see Billy Ocean once. 

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#39 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 18, 2012, 01:50:56 pm
Is it just me or does Sam D look from the back like John Dunne's  bodybuilder younger brother?

I am in awe of those arms  :bow:  :strongbench:  :bow:.

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#40 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 18, 2012, 01:51:22 pm
I went to Blackpool two years ago to see Billy Ocean. He was ace, everyone should see Billy Ocean once.

And only once?

I once saw a black guy in a pool.

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#41 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 18, 2012, 02:20:59 pm
Billy Ocean and Cliff Richards should do a "seaside resort" tour together. Genius.

Piers Morgan could compere.

Bobby Sands could also appear (if he wasn't dead).


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#42 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 18, 2012, 02:23:26 pm
Beanie Seagull could be there for the younger ones.

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#43 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 18, 2012, 04:34:24 pm
I saw Keith Harris and Davina Maccall in the same coffee shop in Blackpool last year (true)! They were there separately. Keith was having lunch with his missus and Davina was making a tv show. I asked but neither have been to Font.

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#44 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 18, 2012, 04:55:09 pm
I believe Orville has been independent of Keith though, just for a look.

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#45 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 18, 2012, 04:58:33 pm
I saw Keith Harris and Davina Maccall in the same coffee shop in Blackpool last year (true)! They were there separately. Keith was having lunch with his missus and Davina was making a tv show. I asked but neither have been to Font.

I believe Keith lives there. Davina doesn't.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2012, 05:16:11 pm by clm »

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#46 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 18, 2012, 05:03:24 pm
Is it just me or does Sam D look from the back like John Dunne's  bodybuilder younger brother?

I am in awe of those arms  :bow:  :strongbench:  :bow:.

Erm, thats exactly what he did. Be user to be skinny, quit climbing and went training with the proliferation of meathead bouncers you get round thete, got massive and startee climbing again. crush.

An even more remarkable transformation happened to johnny who used to be literally a line, then quit climbing and turned into the bastard lovechild of dolph lundgren and grant Mitchell. Im not sure he ever climbed again. The influence of doormen and roids.

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#47 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 18, 2012, 05:06:56 pm
Ps. I went to school.in blackpool with strong lucinda...ive been to.font with her...though never at the same time as dense.

And ive been to shakin nick house, also in blackpool. though I cant be certain if he was there...it was hard to focus.

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#48 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 18, 2012, 05:08:02 pm
Roy Walker lives in blackpool, ive seen him eating a pizza, no mr chipps tho.

you can also buy chipps in font

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#49 Re: Blackpool's Sam D goes to Font...
April 18, 2012, 05:28:27 pm
you can also buy chipps in font

You can but if you want chips you need to ask for frites and they don't have ketchup with their frites, they have mayo, man they smother them in that shit.

Also if you want a quarterpounder with cheese you need to ask for a royale with cheese or possibly avec fromage. However in Blackpool you can get quarterpounders. Apparently.

 

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