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Jasper Sharpe on the grit
April 15, 2012, 09:11:05 pm
Like it says in the title, Brighton's finest export was seen climbing on Peak Grit today

Although he has previously dismissed God's Own Climbing Medium as "luck based scrittle" on numerous occasions, Mr Sharpe of Sharpe Firearms, Land Mines and Financial Services today told UKB representatives that he had enjoyed himself at The Secret Garden.

More details are expected to follow when witnesses have had chance to recover from the shock of meeting Mr Sharpe in an outdoor environment.

The following photo was found on Playboy Magazine's web site in their Sporty Chicks section, but is believed to be a picture of the southern bean counter on an actual piece of grit.



In a related news item, pubs and off-licenses in the Woodseats area are said to be feeling the pinch due to the increasing popularity of the nearby Peak District as an alternative venue for weekend entertainment.

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#1 Re: Jasper Sharpe on the grit
April 15, 2012, 09:20:47 pm
So he enjoyed a bit of Dick?

 

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