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#1 Forget Dogging, here's Toothing....
March 23, 2004, 09:05:21 pm
Now that's a nasty thought - please don't  :shock:

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#2 Forget Dogging, here's Toothing....
March 24, 2004, 07:54:22 am
Oh god, that conjures up images of jizz stained ron hills and red socks  :shock:

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#3 Forget Dogging, here's Toothing....
March 24, 2004, 10:11:33 am
With any luck the presence of a pair of Ron Hills should be enough to quell any sexual ambition that anyone in the vicinity harbours - surely?

Anyway, this toothing thing, how can you send a text message via bluetooth? I tried and can't find a way....

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#4 Forget Dogging, here's Toothing....
March 24, 2004, 10:18:13 am
I've "bluejacked" people - it's quite funny....you set up a contact with "I'm watching you..." or something, and then you send the contact via bluetooth, so it's not a txt message.  I've only ever done it to mates though, and not to random hotties on the train. I imagine that you could create panic if you were sick enough.

Presumably with toothing you just change the message to "are you toothing" and then rush off to the toilets with whoever replies

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#5 Forget Dogging, here's Toothing....
March 24, 2004, 10:37:43 am
Right! so you create a contact with a name like 'Big nob likes toothing' and send it out via Bluetooth?! ok.

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#6 Forget Dogging, here's Toothing....
March 24, 2004, 10:44:59 am
That's it!

I use "will you be my tooth-bitch?" and keep a gimp-mask and ball-gag stuffed into my pocket.

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#7 Forget Dogging, here's Toothing....
March 24, 2004, 12:05:50 pm
I think that might put potential suitors off....

I've just been to Halifax and attempted this on the motorway, I found two other devices and got no replies. I can only assume they didn't like the look of my car?

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#8 Forget Dogging, here's Toothing....
March 24, 2004, 12:16:18 pm
That's not what "toothSlave" was saying as I ruthlessly chastised her buttocks in the work canteen bogs....

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#9 Forget Dogging, here's Toothing....
March 24, 2004, 01:02:43 pm
toothslave - real name Geoff  :shock:  :lol:

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#10 Forget Dogging, here's Toothing....
March 24, 2004, 02:01:23 pm
Nah, you just have to create a 'Note' in the calendar/organiser section and go to 'Send via Bluetooth'.

I tried searching for devices round the office- only found a totally boring big fat c*nt of a bloke who I f**king despise- had the grace to use his real name  :?

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#11 Forget Dogging, here's Toothing....
March 24, 2004, 02:17:49 pm
You should set your phone id to to foxy lady and get him wound up big style...

 

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