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Fatuous advertising claims.
October 09, 2011, 05:36:40 pm
http://www.blackpoolpleasurebeach.com/shows.php?id=3


“ Plus kids will love cute canine superstar Schnorbitz who appears alongside Richard. ”


Wasn't Schnorbitz trotting out that old line when he invited Bernie Schmuck - down on his luck after being booted by his brother - to become his sidekick on his sell-out end-of-the-pier shows way back in the '70s?

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#1 Re: Fatuous advertising claims.
October 09, 2011, 06:22:29 pm
http://www.blackpoolpleasurebeach.com/shows.php?id=3


“ Plus kids will love cute canine superstar Schnorbitz who appears alongside Richard. ”


Wasn't Schnorbitz trotting out that old line when he invited Bernie Schmuck - down on his luck after being booted by his brother - to become his sidekick on his sell-out end-of-the-pier shows way back in the '70s?
Bernie Winter's sold out ....... I don't believe it ........ The man was the epitome of integrity ......   

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October 09, 2011, 06:37:46 pm
It was the dog who played to the full houses, not the putz.

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October 09, 2011, 06:42:40 pm
It was the dog who played to the full houses, not the putz.
Thank god for that ......It would have hell for me to find out that yet another childhood hero of mine had feet of clay ...... 

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October 09, 2011, 09:32:02 pm
Me and my equally elderly mate have Mountain Equipment Polartec fleeces which "TURN ASIDE FIERCE WINDS". Irreplacable.

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#5 Re: Fatuous advertising claims.
October 13, 2011, 09:17:49 pm
There's just been a UPS ad on the video feed in the Zoo prior to the quizzer

The "Strapline" is "We [heart] Logistics"

(Company logo. Sponsors of ThatLondon2012. Lisa Simpson gobbling someone's  cock logo)


NO!

FUCK OFF!



You ***DON'T*** [heart] logistics.

It's just what you DO!*



(Technically - it's not what you "Do" either - you make money by generating profit on income - which is done by moving stuff about for less money than you charge to do it.)

 

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