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There was always going to be sour grapes. Stevie called it 9a and the boys did it in 2 days

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Nice idea by mike m on the super topo forum:

Looks like you could do it by putting a bunch of logs across crack and then dropping cordage from the logs through the roof. Would eliminate the climbing around the gear factor.

If that's true, then carrying a rack with you for the onsight/super clean ascent would seem a ridiculous contrivance, since you can place the protection from the ground...

I bet Stevie Haston or Chuck Norris could do it placing logs on the lead

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Nice idea by mike m on the super topo forum:

Looks like you could do it by putting a bunch of logs across crack and then dropping cordage from the logs through the roof. Would eliminate the climbing around the gear factor.

If that's true, then carrying a rack with you for the onsight/super clean ascent would seem a ridiculous contrivance, since you can place the protection from the ground...

I bet Stevie Haston or Chuck Norris could do it placing logs on the lead

That would be quite some caber, sorry caper.

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Poor. I wood have expected better from you.

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Poor. I wood have expected better from you.

Yeah, that joke was log.

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Posting it went against the grain I was in knots about whether to or not, and now I feel like a right plank.

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You son of a beech. I pine for a time when these puns blow away in the autumn breeze. We need to branch out from them.

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I don't know anything about crack climbing (I never did it) and ethics (I am Italian), but I can comprehend Haston's thoughts. I only think that it's not very nice that he didn't congratulate with the boys for what is clearly a step forward, maybe towards a purer ascent placing gear, which is still up for grabs, so Haston can still do it.

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I only think that it's not very nice that he didn't congratulate with the boys for what is clearly a step forward,

Very well put Nibs, my thoughts exactly..

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We need to branch out from them.

i concur, we should leaf these silly jokes alone

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I'm glad someone else twigged on the puns.

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I don't know anything about ... ethics (I am Italian)

Erm, excuse me but ....

I've been reading up on Val di Mello (chuffing) lately, and it seems to me that the locals there - Italian - have no problem at all with voluntarily scaring oneself shitless ethics.

See also: Dolomites.

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See also: Dolomites.

Where they will happily climb over you if they think you're going too slow (although to be fair this only happened once whilst we were on the first Sella Tower, and they were polite enough to wait whilst I reversed and found the correct way through the crux).

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I don't know anything about ... ethics (I am Italian)

Erm, excuse me but ....

I've been reading up on Val di Mello (chuffing) lately, and it seems to me that the locals there - Italian - have no problem at all with voluntarily scaring oneself shitless ethics.

See also: Dolomites.

 ;D fair enough!!!
I was only joking about a general lack of ethic principles in Italy in general, especially politics. it wasn't absolutely referred to climbing.
I didn't think anyone would have taken me seriously!!!
 :bow:

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I'm glad someone else twigged on the puns.

glad yew appreciate it

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good effort looks like a right good climb!
as far as the grade goes isnt it only a guideline? im sure its bloody hard whatever grade it gets!

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#116 The Wide Boyz climb 'Gabriel'
October 12, 2011, 02:50:23 am
Tom Randall and Pete Whittaker climb 'Gabriel' - http://alexekins.co.uk/wideboyz-climb-gabriel/

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#117 Re: The Wide Boyz climb 'Gabriel'
October 12, 2011, 10:30:02 am
http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,18664.0.html  :please:

I know how much you like linking your own site but there's already a topic or two for the Wide Action.

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Pun-tastic work chaps.

Take a bough.

Not to mention incredible crack skillz from the boyz...pair of monsterz  :)

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Can we merge OUT all the Dad-joke level puns please :D

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I think I just got Myck Rian -ed!  ;)

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Can we merge OUT all the Dad-joke level puns please :D

Oak a

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Can we merge OUT all the Dad-joke level puns please :D

Oak a
:spank: you deserve the birch for that one .......

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Aaah, that old Chestnut. These puns aren't making anybody more poplar, you know.

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This has gone fir enough. Can we start respecting our elders and spruce this thread up now?

 

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