and don't forget The Codfather chippie in Firth Park
not forgetting the classic...
http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/onair/dave-gorman/features/pun-street/pun-street-yellow-pages.html . The pun street yellow pages from the Dave Gorman show, a whole list of good pun shop names. My favorite has to be the butchers "Halal is it meat you're looking for?"
Wrong! I've taken a step back from "punter", but "Plaid" = "tartan" pron "plad".