UKBouldering.com

« previous next »
Pages: [1]

Bollocks! (Read 3535 times)

aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB

Offline
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • Posts: 1958
  • Karma: +56/-4
  • Bucket Heid Man!
    • Comic Sans is Illegal!
Bollocks!
August 18, 2011, 09:25:23 pm
I'm up here on the Yorkshire/Cleveland "border" and I've forgotten my mobile.

Maximum fuckage.

If you. Mister Sharpe are reading this, take note, and read yer PMs!
Logged

tomtom

Online
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • Posts: 20293
  • Karma: +642/-11
#1 Re: Bollocks!
August 18, 2011, 09:28:05 pm
Tweet him - that'll pop up on his phone...

edit, I've passed on the message for you..
Logged

lagerstarfish

Offline
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • Weapon Of Mass
  • Posts: 8818
  • Karma: +817/-10
  • "There's no cure for being a c#nt"
#2 Re: Bollocks!
August 19, 2011, 09:37:04 am
I don't think Jasper's phone can accept calls from that far north anyway
Logged

Jaspersharpe

Offline
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • 1B punter
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: +600/-20
  • Allez Oleeeve!
#3 Re: Bollocks!
August 19, 2011, 09:57:38 am
Got all the messages ta!
Logged

tomtom

Online
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • Posts: 20293
  • Karma: +642/-11
#4 Re: Bollocks!
August 19, 2011, 09:59:20 am
Quote from: Jaspersharpe on August 19, 2011, 09:57:38 am
Got all the messages ta!

Was it syphillus or chlamydia?  ;)
Logged

Jaspersharpe

Offline
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • 1B punter
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: +600/-20
  • Allez Oleeeve!
#5 Re: Bollocks!
August 19, 2011, 10:14:01 am
 :-\ :shrug:

I'm meeting ARFK in Scarborough on Sunday for the Yorkshire v Sussex 20/20 match. This is like one of those "what did we do before mobile phones" conversations come to life. Except with the internet.
 :blink:
Logged

slackline

Offline
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • Posts: 18863
  • Karma: +633/-26
    • Sheffield Boulder
#6 Re: Bollocks!
August 19, 2011, 10:19:36 am
What did we do before the internet?
Logged

Grubes

Offline
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • Posts: 1440
  • Karma: +50/-0
  • Fat and Weak
#7 Re: Bollocks!
August 19, 2011, 10:30:25 am
we paid for pr0n? :-\
Logged

slackline

Offline
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • Posts: 18863
  • Karma: +633/-26
    • Sheffield Boulder
#8 Re: Bollocks!
August 19, 2011, 10:31:17 am
 :lol:
Logged

Oldmanmatt

Offline
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • At this rate, I probably won’t last the week.
  • Posts: 7131
  • Karma: +370/-17
  • Largely broken. Obsolete spares and scrap only.
    • The Boulder Bunker climbing centre
#9 Re: Bollocks!
August 19, 2011, 10:33:55 am
 :lol:
Was there a before the Inter-web-net thingy?
Logged

tomtom

Online
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • Posts: 20293
  • Karma: +642/-11
#10 Re: Bollocks!
August 19, 2011, 10:54:43 am
Quote from: Oldmanmatt on August 19, 2011, 10:33:55 am
:lol:
Was there a before the Inter-web-net thingy?



and before that MS-DOS...
Logged

Oldmanmatt

Offline
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • At this rate, I probably won’t last the week.
  • Posts: 7131
  • Karma: +370/-17
  • Largely broken. Obsolete spares and scrap only.
    • The Boulder Bunker climbing centre
#11 Re: Bollocks!
August 19, 2011, 11:50:48 am
@TomTom...

'er I knows 'im!
We wuz a' school t'gether.
'e baught moi ol' ZX81 when oi gaht moi Spectrum doobry...
Logged

aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB

Offline
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • Posts: 1958
  • Karma: +56/-4
  • Bucket Heid Man!
    • Comic Sans is Illegal!
#12 Re: Bollocks!
August 19, 2011, 08:33:24 pm
Quote from: tomtom on August 18, 2011, 09:28:05 pm
Tweet him - that'll pop up on his phone...

edit, I've passed on the message for you..

Yes. Of course. I forget that it can be used as a messaging conduit.
Logged

aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB

Offline
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • Posts: 1958
  • Karma: +56/-4
  • Bucket Heid Man!
    • Comic Sans is Illegal!
#13 Re: Bollocks!
August 22, 2011, 09:14:54 am
The A617 (East Riding Section, Driffield - Howden).

Well.

That was interesting, to say the least!
Logged

Jaspersharpe

Offline
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • 1B punter
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: +600/-20
  • Allez Oleeeve!
#14 Re: Bollocks!
August 22, 2011, 02:56:21 pm
Fucking mentalists. As we said, not one or two but every other car was driven by some crazy bastard with a death wish! Never seen anything like it....

 :jaw:  :spank:  :blink:
Logged

aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB

Offline
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • Posts: 1958
  • Karma: +56/-4
  • Bucket Heid Man!
    • Comic Sans is Illegal!
#15 Re: Bollocks!
August 23, 2011, 09:05:26 pm
And. After all that. Guess what was resting on the floor, under Miser Sharpe's very feet for the entire journey home?

Yep. The self-same 'phone!
Logged

Jaspersharpe

Offline
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • 1B punter
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: +600/-20
  • Allez Oleeeve!
#16 Re: Bollocks!
August 24, 2011, 10:14:38 am
That's fate telling you to tidy your car.  :P
Logged

aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB

Offline
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • Posts: 1958
  • Karma: +56/-4
  • Bucket Heid Man!
    • Comic Sans is Illegal!
#17 Re: Bollocks!
August 24, 2011, 06:42:58 pm
Fine. First thing this weekend, I'll bring round that bright green plastic bottle you threw on the floor!
Logged

aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB

Offline
  • *****
  • forum hero
  • Posts: 1958
  • Karma: +56/-4
  • Bucket Heid Man!
    • Comic Sans is Illegal!
#18 Re: Bollocks!
August 24, 2011, 07:07:03 pm
Quote from: aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB on August 23, 2011, 09:05:26 pm
And. After all that. Guess what was resting on the floor, under Miser Sharpe's very feet for the entire journey home?

Yep. The self-same 'phone!


Eeek!  :jaw: A wholly unintended typo. A thousand apologies for that Jas.
Logged
Pages: [1]
« previous next »
 
SimplePortal 2.3.7 © 2008-2024, SimplePortal