Dead cow (Read 16159 times)

k2ted · January 29, 2011, 11:37:33 pm

looks exhausted this now - is it time to Moove on....

SA Chris · January 30, 2011, 10:34:50 am

We may have creeamed all the best ones off, but there will still be a few mince ones about.

andy_e · January 30, 2011, 10:57:09 am

Wheyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

JohnM · January 30, 2011, 11:05:17 am

Curd we stop this now please?

tomtom · January 30, 2011, 11:13:16 am

Quote from: JohnM on January 30, 2011, 11:05:17 am

Cud we stop this now please?

andy_e · January 30, 2011, 11:17:45 am

Let's face it, this thread, much like our bovine buddy, is now dead. Let us allow the crows of time to peck out its eyeballs.

Anyone seen the leather forecast for Ysgo?

mrjonathanr · January 30, 2011, 11:57:16 am

I'm going to catch it on ze-bu. b. c. later.

Was that too cheesy?

andy_e · January 30, 2011, 12:28:35 pm

Butter not be, some of my udder ones have been far worse. But now we're just flogging a dead cow to get more puns.

mrjonathanr · January 30, 2011, 12:33:01 pm

Quote from: andi_e on January 30, 2011, 12:28:35 pm

Butter not be, some of my udder ones have been far worse. But now we're just flogging a dead cow to get more puns.

I'm impressed. Dairy continue?

andy_e · January 30, 2011, 12:36:16 pm

Abbatoir stop now or someone might punter me.

grumpycrumpy · January 30, 2011, 01:04:32 pm

Quote from: andi_e on January 30, 2011, 11:17:45 am

Let's face it, this thread, much like our bovine buddy, is now dead. Let us allow the crows of time to peck out its eyeballs.

Anyone seen the leather forecast for Ysgo?

..... This thread is beginning to get my goat ......

Will Hunt · January 30, 2011, 01:16:19 pm

I'm not going to cowtow to the trend on this one. All I'll say is I hooven't a clue whether those maggots will work.

tomtom · January 30, 2011, 01:56:29 pm

Q. why dont cows like Yorkshire?

A. Because they don't like their Uddersfield....

Hopefully this bit of poor bovine humour will kill this thread

grumpycrumpy · January 30, 2011, 03:08:37 pm

Who do you call for if your cows are frozen ?

Thora Hird

slackline · January 30, 2011, 10:33:26 pm

Obi-Wan is lost... · January 30, 2011, 11:17:18 pm

When you see the farmer say you 'Don't have a cow, man'

andy_e · January 31, 2011, 05:46:00 pm

aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB · January 31, 2011, 08:50:40 pm

Quote from: slack---line on January 30, 2011, 10:33:26 pm

ducko · February 01, 2011, 07:56:04 pm

*sigh*
How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowculator

it needs removing or burning atleast if you torched it things would speed up a bit, that thing will be stinking for months

The Aaronator · February 02, 2011, 02:10:03 pm

DFBWGC - Dead, Flat Bovines Who [shouldn't of] Go[ne] Climbing.

Great story here:http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky-News-Archive/Article/200806412996275

not forgetting...

I have to admit that I am not having the busiest of days.

SiWitcher · February 19, 2011, 08:41:53 pm

Holy Cow - it's gone without trace! either washed away or dragged away?, and the Porth Ysgo Crack area is now open for business again.