My favourite daily mash article
Gay Priests Have Sex With Men, Say Expertspublished in the wake of the Churche's claims that homosexuality and pedophilia were linked, absolute classic daily mash take on it
And of course if you're a gay priest it's much easier to just be gay - even in secret - because unlike paedophilia, it's not a horrible, horrible crime.
Church historian, Julian Cook, added: "Unfortunately the Vatican has been defeated by it's own logic. If the priests really were gay they would have been defrocked immediately which means the Vatican knew they weren't gay and instead decided to protect them because in their heads being a homosexual is somehow worse than being a paedophile."