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#850 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 06, 2012, 06:20:30 pm
King gives you an R, Queen gives you ER, Private Eye use Brenda for the same letters, sometimes ...... And aLICE we both know from experience that 'Lord Gnome's organ' is almost bound to give a different answer from Johnx2's  ' Anthony Howard's organ' ........       

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#851 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 06, 2012, 06:35:52 pm
You've not fucked up. I had no Idea who anthony howard was, but the wordplay is obv once you google him.

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#852 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 06, 2012, 06:41:39 pm
Duuuuh!

[dullard]

 :slap:

[/dullard]

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#853 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 06, 2012, 07:13:54 pm
No.

No offence meant, but for a long time now I've felt the compulsion to answer the question in the thread title whenever I  see it. So I have. Ner.

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#854 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 06, 2012, 08:55:56 pm
Yes

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#855 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 07, 2012, 12:18:10 pm
Just to get this shifting again…


Man-in-the-street, say, compiles The Observer crossword [8]

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#856 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 07, 2012, 01:13:00 pm
 that's not the right answer.

(Leaning = list, and the bearing was East North East.) I'm in danger of coming over a bit Paxman here init?

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#857 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 07, 2012, 01:36:45 pm
that's not the right answer.

(Leaning = list, and the bearing was East North East.) I'm in danger of coming over a bit Paxman here init?


Quote from: AliceRobertsfanKlub

[dullard]
[dullard]

Duuuuh!

[dullard]

 :slap:

[/dullard]

[/dullard]

 :wall:  :wank:  :slap:  :slap:  :slap:

D'Oh!

[/dullard]

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#858 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 08, 2012, 03:14:23 pm
that's not the right answer.

(Leaning = list, and the bearing was East North East.) I'm in danger of coming over a bit Paxman here init?


Quote from: AliceRobertsfanKlub

[dullard]
[dullard]

Duuuuh!

[dullard]

 :slap:

[/dullard]

I don't know aLICE, using t'internet to solve crossword puzzles ...... Shame on you  :jab: 

[/dullard]

 :wall:  :wank:  :slap:  :slap:  :slap:

D'Oh!

[/dullard]

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#859 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 08, 2012, 03:44:15 pm
that's not the right answer.

(Leaning = list, and the bearing was East North East.) I'm in danger of coming over a bit Paxman here init?


Quote from: AliceRobertsfanKlub

[dullard]
[dullard]

Duuuuh!

[dullard]

 :slap:

[/dullard]


[/dullard]

 :wall:  :wank:  :slap:  :slap:  :slap:

D'Oh!

[/dullard]

I don't know aLICE, using t'internet to solve crossword puzzles ...... Shame on you   




Though you could use it to teach yourself html…

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#860 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 08, 2012, 04:57:00 pm
What's html ?

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#861 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 09, 2012, 08:17:27 am
Right ........ Are we going to see if aLICE can solve this rather tricky clue, or are we going to help him out by setting another one ? ......... 

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#862 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 09, 2012, 11:07:30 am
Oh. I've solved it. [Now.]

But I was going to pass the conch to someone who's solved it correctly first

(I'm happy to try and think up one for the real answer.)


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#863 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 09, 2012, 11:38:46 am
For starters the listener flies off the handle [7]

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#864 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 12, 2012, 08:16:08 pm
We all cool with this one?

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#865 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 13, 2012, 06:28:07 pm
…or do you need it serving up on a plate?

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#866 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 14, 2012, 05:21:20 pm
I'm getting the feeling that it's got summat to do with food ....... 

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#867 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 14, 2012, 05:57:24 pm
 :clap2:

(You're also looking for a synonym for "handle")
« Last Edit: March 14, 2012, 06:12:48 pm by aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB »

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#868 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 15, 2012, 09:36:22 pm
knob :yes:

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#870 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 18, 2012, 09:49:33 am

--T----

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#871 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 20, 2012, 06:34:20 am
--T---S

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#872 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 21, 2012, 06:32:39 am
-NT---S


(And short of giving you the answer, that's about it.)

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#873 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 22, 2012, 07:25:46 am
That confirms the answer I've got ....... But as I can't make it fit the clue I think I'll defer until bigger brains come along ......

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#874 Re: Anyone like cryptic crosswords?
March 22, 2012, 07:45:47 am
That confirms the answer I've got ....... But as I can't make it fit the clue I think I'll defer until bigger brains come along ......

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