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How do we persuade Sloper to rejoin the fold?

Buy him a case of Lambrini
8 (10.1%)
Promise 'en masse' to espouse socially liberal yet fiscally conservative politics
3 (3.8%)
Promise never to spunk ignorance over each other again
5 (6.3%)
Wear Sloper masks at The Works
14 (17.7%)
Fuck him
49 (62%)

Total Members Voted: 78

Voting closed: January 18, 2011, 02:19:14 pm

Bring Back Sloper! (Read 21425 times)

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#25 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 11, 2011, 07:35:49 pm
Is he dead or just round for dinner at Saltbeef's?

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#26 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 11, 2011, 07:44:08 pm
I've painted my Beastmaker 45s blue in his memory
« Last Edit: January 11, 2011, 07:49:49 pm by lagerstarfish »

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#27 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 11, 2011, 07:48:36 pm
Yeah what happened to Houd?

His Frau was due to produce a Kinder Houdini so I suspect as a result he has better things to do with his time.


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#28 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 11, 2011, 09:00:16 pm
There have been a few examples of people who have ranted off into outer space like this. Reactive non-listeners, high-energy posters who seem to shout ever louder, Sloper, Houdini, Stevie Haston. They make more and more noise until the padding, the little voices of everyone else, became ever smaller and less significant until they just stopped listening.

That left only the shouter.

It's not hard to imagine that these people, in the absence of the illusion of the listener, just came face to face with themselves. Reply to... Me. To meet oneself, see and hear your likeness. If this isn't me then I must disagree with them. 20, go to 10. My guess is it just caused them to implode.

Pop!

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#29 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 11, 2011, 09:12:11 pm
...ranted off into outer space like this. Reactive non-listeners, high-energy ... the padding, the little voices of everyone else, became ever smaller and less significant until they just stopped listening.

That left only the shouter.

... the illusion of the listener, just came face to face with themselves. Reply to... Me. To meet oneself, see and hear your likeness. If this isn't me then I must disagree with them. 20, go to 10. My guess is it just caused them to implode.

Pop!

Now then, Grimer's post could be edited slightly so it's more of a poem, have some CAPS shoved in and... hey presto! a PATRuL post, just like Ben wants

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#30 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 11, 2011, 09:20:56 pm
Is there an app for that?

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#31 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 11, 2011, 09:39:03 pm
Is he dead or just round for dinner at Saltbeef's?

I don't let the nouveau riche round.

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#32 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 11, 2011, 10:26:39 pm
His Frau was due to produce a Kinder Houdini so I suspect as a result he has better things to do with his time.

Kinder Ein was about a year ago? He was still posting at the usual rate for a while after. And why should that stop you, you can only listen to a baby monitor for so many hours a night. :)

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#33 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 11, 2011, 10:57:01 pm
Is he dead or just round for dinner at Saltbeef's?

I don't let the nouveau round.

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#34 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 12, 2011, 08:59:53 am
Well 'Fuck Him' has had a more resounding victory in the poll than any policy the tories try and put through will!

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#35 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 12, 2011, 09:31:14 am
Although if all the other options formed a "Not Fuck Him" coalition they could overturn the vote.

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#36 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 12, 2011, 10:03:22 am
Only if the voting system made as much sense as the one we currently use to elect a government seeing as "Fuck him" has 63% of the vote.

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#37 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 12, 2011, 10:07:21 am
Indeed.

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#38 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 12, 2011, 10:12:59 am
It's that 36.4% made up of wrong thinking do-gooders that cause all the problems in this country

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#39 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 12, 2011, 10:42:24 am
His Frau was due to produce a Kinder Houdini so I suspect as a result he has better things to do with his time.

Kinder Ein was about a year ago? He was still posting at the usual rate for a while after. And why should that stop you, you can only listen to a baby monitor for so many hours a night. :)
:agree: :)

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#40 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 12, 2011, 11:15:13 am
It's that 36.4% made up of wrong thinking do-gooders that cause all the problems in this country

Ahhhhhh, Lagers, the spirit of Lord Sloper lives on....  ;)

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#41 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 24, 2011, 09:48:31 pm
 :o Oh no!  This classic from the gooDADvice thread still makes me titter "Mind fucking pseudo environmetal cock munching shit fest of an advertising wank stain."

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#42 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 24, 2011, 11:44:02 pm
- old farts fllm these days -


Point Break



last line....



" he aint comin back..."


we all got to  deal with this...


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#43 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 26, 2011, 08:07:25 pm
Its still a classic JC.

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#44 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 26, 2011, 09:47:13 pm
Jesus Christ was in Point Break?

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#45 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 26, 2011, 10:17:50 pm
Ahhh Houdini. I do hope he's well.  I have a vision of a small child being rocked to sleep to the sound of bleeping Deutche techno...

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#46 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 26, 2011, 11:37:17 pm
Jesus Christ was in Point Break?

it's that damn good... a revelation on what hollywood will make....
back in the day.

*surfings the source, change your life... swear to god*

watch it... awesome!


despite Mr Reeves.


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#47 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 27, 2011, 08:48:26 am
quarterback punk.

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#48 Re: Bring Back Sloper!
January 27, 2011, 08:59:10 am

 

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