[john horscroft]

Come on, you know you miss him. 

[john horscroft]

Own up.  Which of you has voted 'Fuck him'!? 

[Andy B]

Me.

I can already see him "back by popular demand," even more puffed up and indignantly self righteous than ever.

If I want to see alternative political views to my own I can just look at 99% of the media, and live without the nastiness when I have the temerity to disagree.

[Jaspersharpe]

I have, because it's funny.

[i.munro]

If I want to see alternative political views to my own I can just look at 99% of the media, and live without the nastiness when I have the temerity to disagree.

What he said. Altough I'd replace the phrase "alternative political views" with "propoganda & downright lies"

[slackline]

We don't need to persuade anyone to sign-up/come back.

These are open forums that anyone (bar spamers) can sign up to.

Sloper's profile hasn't been deleted, and to be honest I don't see why he asked for it to be in the first place because if he did change his mind he could simply re-register. 

Sometimes people get hacked off/fed-up with posting on forums and just don't bother posting any more.

What would be more effective would probably be speaking to him in person.

[butters]

One suspects that Lord Sloper is sitting at home and feeling rather smug and superior that the proles are so upset about his not posting here.

What would be more effective would probably be speaking to him in person.

John,

Shall we invite him to the Sheaf one evening for a couple of beers, you can then proceed to mock his political views, I will generally insult him and as if by magic he will realise that he misses this place and all we be well in the world again.

Alternatively we can just say fuck it, don't invite Sloper, and talk about beer and cricket instead. 

[tomtom]

I don't like the poll. 

I'm not comfy with picking on individuals. Vote for logpile. Besides there's no pain au chocolat option, so it's invalid

[slackline]

I don't like the poll. 

I'm not comfy with picking on individuals. Vote for logpile. Besides there's no pain au chocolat option, so it's invalid

I agree, its also missing "Pink Anasazi" from the options 

[Andy B]

Really though?

Do you think he will be crying into his caviar, or just loving the attention?

[slackline]

I'd imagine he's not bothering to look at these forums any more if he wanted his profile deleted. 

[Adam Lincoln]

[john horscroft]

One suspects that Lord Sloper is sitting at home and feeling rather smug and superior that the proles are so upset about his not posting here.

What would be more effective would probably be speaking to him in person.

John,

Shall we invite him to the Sheaf one evening for a couple of beers, you can then proceed to mock his political views, I will generally insult him and as if by magic he will realise that he misses this place and all we be well in the world again.

Alternatively we can just say fuck it, don't invite Sloper, and talk about beer and cricket instead. 

Yes to the latter! 

[Paul B]

Does it matter, we've still got Andy B to wear the blue tie 

[Andy B]

Given that you don't know me very well and are a fairly small fella, that's a risky insult to throw.


Only joking. Long live condom face and the other second generation millionaires that control our lives.

[Paul B]

Given that you don't know me very well and are a fairly small fella, that's a risky insult to throw.


Only joking. Long live condom face and the other second generation millionaires that control our lives.

  - if you fancy that amp its yours I keep tripping over it...

[john horscroft]

My very first topic on the logpile, I'm so proud!   


ps are some of you, ahem, Slackers, taking this a bit seriously?

[slackline]

No, I don't take anything seriously. 

[Andy B]

- if you fancy that amp its yours I keep tripping over it...

Nice one, cheers. Send me a PM to arrange things.

[john horscroft]

- if you fancy that amp its yours I keep tripping over it...

Nice one, cheers. Send me a PM to arrange things.

Well, I'm so glad my really important poll what I started has been hijacked by bleedin' freecycle - harumph! 

[benpritch]

actually i miss houdini and i wish patrul would post more.

[tomtom]

Yeah what happened to Houd? has be been sent to some even further away destination where there is no tinternet, or been arrested?

[lagerstarfish]

i wish patrul would post more.

I can make you a PATRuL post emulator - or you can create a similar effect by rubbing Dairylea around your Shift and Caps Lock keys

[tomtom]

i wish patrul would post more.

I can make you a PATRuL post emulator - or you can create a similar effect by rubbing Dairylea around your Shift and Caps Lock keys

Have you marketed it? As I seem to be marking a couple of essays written in a similar style.... #fail

[lagerstarfish]

the early prototype looked like this



the user rocks back and forth and bangs their head on the stick which is fixed to Caps Lock with a piece of elastic - meaning that 28% of head thrusts result in Caps Lock being struck

[account_inactive]

Is he dead or just round for dinner at Saltbeef's?

[lagerstarfish]

I've painted my Beastmaker 45s blue in his memory

[Falling Down]

Yeah what happened to Houd?

His Frau was due to produce a Kinder Houdini so I suspect as a result he has better things to do with his time.

[grimer]

There have been a few examples of people who have ranted off into outer space like this. Reactive non-listeners, high-energy posters who seem to shout ever louder, Sloper, Houdini, Stevie Haston. They make more and more noise until the padding, the little voices of everyone else, became ever smaller and less significant until they just stopped listening.

That left only the shouter.

It's not hard to imagine that these people, in the absence of the illusion of the listener, just came face to face with themselves. Reply to... Me. To meet oneself, see and hear your likeness. If this isn't me then I must disagree with them. 20, go to 10. My guess is it just caused them to implode.

Pop!

[lagerstarfish]

...ranted off into outer space like this. Reactive non-listeners, high-energy ... the padding, the little voices of everyone else, became ever smaller and less significant until they just stopped listening.

That left only the shouter.

... the illusion of the listener, just came face to face with themselves. Reply to... Me. To meet oneself, see and hear your likeness. If this isn't me then I must disagree with them. 20, go to 10. My guess is it just caused them to implode.

Pop!

Now then, Grimer's post could be edited slightly so it's more of a poem, have some CAPS shoved in and... hey presto! a PATRuL post, just like Ben wants

[grimer]

Is there an app for that?

[saltbeef]

Is he dead or just round for dinner at Saltbeef's?

I don't let the nouveau riche round.

[SA Chris]

His Frau was due to produce a Kinder Houdini so I suspect as a result he has better things to do with his time.

Kinder Ein was about a year ago? He was still posting at the usual rate for a while after. And why should that stop you, you can only listen to a baby monitor for so many hours a night.

[account_inactive]

Is he dead or just round for dinner at Saltbeef's?

I don't let the nouveau round.

[Stubbs]

Well 'Fuck Him' has had a more resounding victory in the poll than any policy the tories try and put through will!

[SA Chris]

Although if all the other options formed a "Not Fuck Him" coalition they could overturn the vote.

[Jaspersharpe]

Only if the voting system made as much sense as the one we currently use to elect a government seeing as "Fuck him" has 63% of the vote.

[SA Chris]

Indeed.

[lagerstarfish]

It's that 36.4% made up of wrong thinking do-gooders that cause all the problems in this country

[rginns]

His Frau was due to produce a Kinder Houdini so I suspect as a result he has better things to do with his time.

Kinder Ein was about a year ago? He was still posting at the usual rate for a while after. And why should that stop you, you can only listen to a baby monitor for so many hours a night.

[john horscroft]

It's that 36.4% made up of wrong thinking do-gooders that cause all the problems in this country

Ahhhhhh, Lagers, the spirit of Lord Sloper lives on.... 

[Bobling]

  Oh no!  This classic from the gooDADvice thread still makes me titter "Mind fucking pseudo environmetal cock munching shit fest of an advertising wank stain."

[fatdoc]

- old farts fllm these days -


Point Break



last line....



" he aint comin back..."


we all got to  deal with this...

[marty]

Its still a classic JC.

[Percy B]

Jesus Christ was in Point Break?

[Yossarian]

Ahhh Houdini. I do hope he's well.  I have a vision of a small child being rocked to sleep to the sound of bleeping Deutche techno...

[fatdoc]

Jesus Christ was in Point Break?

it's that damn good... a revelation on what hollywood will make....
back in the day.

*surfings the source, change your life... swear to god*

watch it... awesome!


despite Mr Reeves.

[SA Chris]

quarterback punk.

[Snoops]

Jesus Christ was in Point Break?