I now have to choose something of similar value. No doubt that will entail a trip to the store itself
Ikea's OK if you follow TomTom's Ikea survival strategy... all/any combinations may be used...
a. Pick a time when its not popular - 11am on a tuesday for example.
b. Go the wrong way around the one way system in the store - ANARCHY - and work out all the short cuts between sections... bust the system man... (well it kept me amused for 10 min)
c. Go with the fairer half - take the paper and whilst she saunters past the linnen section etc.. make a beeline for the cafe. Sit down, eat meatballs, drink coffee and say I'll see you at the end. Wait 1 hour then make for the exit like theres a fire. Join better half at the till, then consume pasty looking hot dog and strange berry soft drink.
d. Feign illness/heart problems after parking and sit in the car listening to the radio.